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I use one finger on my right hand and one or two on my left. But I type mega fast too.
I just don't understand what your spare hand is doing! (No rudeness implied.)

Quote: chipolata @ February 15 2013, 10:37 AM GMT

Give me your hand, zooo, and we'll play the knife game. ;)

I'll pass!

Sometimes I use it for the shift key.
Sometimes it's on the desk beside me, limp and lifeless, like an artificial arm.
Sometimes I even pop it in my pocket.

Casual!

I use a mixture of two/three fingers on each hand to type with. Sometimes I bring in my little finger two, but it's weak and slow which makes me hate it.

Quote: chipolata @ February 15 2013, 10:40 AM GMT

Sometimes I even pop it in my pocket.

No rudeness she said.

I don't use my little finger for anything. One day man will evolve into not having them.

I want to get a stenographer like the one in Thoroughly Modern Mille

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She doesn't look much of a flapper, Marc.

True. And I'm not altogether sure of what is going on behind her!

Quote: Will Cam @ February 15 2013, 7:26 AM GMT

Will Cam has just walked the dog. Stool firm, but bit dry.

Yours or the dogs?

Quote: chipolata @ February 15 2013, 10:26 AM GMT

Chip's just been complemented on his one finger typing speed. Cool

*complImented*

You actually said that they gave you an assistant because your typing was so slow. Cool

Quote: chipolata @ February 15 2013, 10:45 AM GMT

I don't use my little finger for anything. One day man will evolve into not having them.

But then there would be no afternoon tea at the Ritz.

Quote: zooo @ February 15 2013, 10:39 AM GMT

I use one finger on my right hand and one or two on my left. But I type mega fast too.
I just don't understand what your spare hand is doing! (No rudeness implied.)

I use all my fingers for typing. I type faster when I don't look at the keys. I can't use touch screens though.

Are you going to be an extra in the new Steve Coogan film Marc?

Got some ham hock cooking up on the stove with some broth mix. Should be simmering that bad boy for a few hours. Gonna be melt in the mouth stuff. Now gonna check on it.

Quote: chipolata @ February 15 2013, 10:45 AM GMT

I don't use my little finger for anything. One day man will evolve into not having them.

How do you get the wax out of your ears ?

Quote: Ben @ February 15 2013, 7:48 PM GMT

Got some ham hock cooking up on the stove with some broth mix. Should be simmering that bad boy for a few hours. Gonna be melt in the mouth stuff. Now gonna check on it.

I remember my parents cooking pigs feet !

Just served with vinegar.

Big pile of bones left at the end IIRC.

Quote: Ben @ February 15 2013, 7:48 PM GMT

Got some ham hock cooking up on the stove with some broth mix. Should be simmering that bad boy for a few hours. Gonna be melt in the mouth stuff. Now gonna check on it.

Sounds like that came straight out of the mouth of Peter Griffin!

Haha!

I see that

I do

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