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Quote: keewik @ February 1 2013, 5:13 PM GMT

Bloody toothache! And I don't even get measured up for the crown till next Friday.

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Coming out in sympathy with my ear !

Quote: keewik @ February 1 2013, 5:13 PM GMT

Bloody toothache! And I don't even get measured up for the crown till next Friday. I can have it pulled its the last tooth in goven

You're the brave heart of tooth decay

Omigod! When will you philistines learn - it's GovAN. my mother's ashes must be swirling as she believed Govan was the centre of the Universe.

What even is Govan?

Quote: zooo @ February 1 2013, 9:34 PM GMT

What even is Govan?

And again I say 'Ohmigod!' Haven't you ever seen Rab C Nesbitt, Govan's most famous inhabitant (apart from Alex Ferguson)? It's an area of Glasgow but was a burgh in its own right till taken over by Glasgow in 1912 (not that I'm obsessed by history or anything).

Quote: zooo @ February 1 2013, 9:34 PM GMT

What even is Govan?

:O

Zooo I always thought you seemed very intelligent

Well, for a woman that is

But now

I'm not so sure...

Eh?

Lol, why would I know an area of Glasgow?

(I've never watched Rab C Nesbitt.)

Quote: zooo @ February 1 2013, 11:05 PM GMT

Lol, why would I know an area of Glasgow?

(I've never watched Rab C Nesbitt.)

Oh dear, you are sooo deprived. But there's an omen here - you are destined to come to Glasgow and visit Govan.

When you're talking to a girl and she says she was born in 1994 and that references to the 80s makes me sound old :/

Quote: Lee @ February 1 2013, 11:11 PM GMT

When you're talking to a girl and she says she was born in 1994 and that references to the 80s makes me sound old :/

You're a spring chicken/apelet. Believe me.

Quote: keewik @ February 1 2013, 11:13 PM GMT

You're a spring chicken/apelet. Believe me.

That's what I thought!

Bloody cold, my throat kills me.

Quote: keewik @ February 1 2013, 11:10 PM GMT

Oh dear, you are sooo deprived. But there's an omen here - you are destined to come to Glasgow and visit Govan.

Ha. And now I know how to pronounce it properly!

Lip update: still chapping.

Don't you have any Vaseline or anything.

(No rude comments necessary!)

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