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Hey guys Wave How have you all been? What's the gossip?

I have a deadline fast approaching so it seemed like a perfect time to reappear...

Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave

(I got a bit excited.)

Hey zooo! they look so creepy all together waving like that with their unblinking eyes. It's hypnotic.

Hello

Quote: Harridan @ January 29 2013, 10:16 PM GMT

Hey zooo! they look so creepy all together waving like that with their unblinking eyes. It's hypnotic.

Your one of us again

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One of us

One of us

One of us

You dirty, slimy FREAKS!

Aah, it's nice to be back.

Hello :D

Quote: roscoff @ January 29 2013, 2:14 PM GMT

I decided to ban myself until I managed to write a play and have it performed. The play is written and has a fair chance of being performed in April. I've slightly jumped the gun maybe but the writing of it was the main thing.

Congrats!

I might have had too much coffee.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ January 29 2013, 10:23 AM GMT

A bit tired this morning and an odd feeling in the throat. Hope I don't get ill now that the weather seems to become fantastic.

Fat chance. I am ill today...a little.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ January 28 2013, 10:48 PM GMT

Maybe he's trying to drop the hint to his owner.

What! He wants to be put in the washing machine to whiten his beard?

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 30 2013, 8:52 AM GMT

Congrats!

Well only if it gets performed and I'm not counting my chickens. I've had a few false dawns before so it makes you cautious Errr Otherwise it's been a waist of rainforest product again. Yes I source my paper from rainforests. I like the higher humidity.

I had a dream the other night. In it I was at a party then went to a drs surgery, which was in a cubicle where the dr sat behind a sheet of glass. There was someone in the cubicle who shouldn't be there. THen the cubicle began to sink like it was in a lift shaft. Then I was back at the party and was depressed as I had clearly blanked out hours of my life and hallucinated. And ergo had gone crazy. Except I woke up thought I had gone mad, then realised it had been a dream, but does that make any diference?

Quote: Harridan @ January 30 2013, 11:36 AM GMT

I might have had too much coffee.

No such thing.

Quote: roscoff @ January 30 2013, 8:38 PM GMT

Well only if it gets performed and I'm not counting my chickens. I've had a few false dawns before so it makes you cautious Errr Otherwise it's been a waist of rainforest product again. Yes I source my paper from rainforests. I like the higher humidity.

Good luck, may you have all the success you wish.

I saw a play in Wales once, or it might have been the miners strike.

I had a dream last night that I was going down on one of the members of this very board. I cannot reveal who.

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