With thicker pyjamas, we can rest assured that we'll have a contained chipolata.
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Quote: chipolata @ January 9 2013, 12:31 PM GMTChip's preparing for the cold snap. He's found his thicker pyjamas out. Contains yourself, ladies.
Think we should be grateful you're contained!
Rest assured, I have fully functioning "flaps". 
That's such a lovely image!
Quote: L.E. @ January 9 2013, 2:40 PM GMTThat's such a lovely image!
Why has someone sewn a baby's arm and a giant egg to a poor elephant?
Must be getting old or sick. I dosed off just after 7pm for about 20 minutes. Now I'm wide awake.
Reading many boring texts for my term paper.
Quote: dellas @ January 8 2013, 2:21 PM GMT
Bit sad as no one has said 'Happy Birthday'?- Zooo always seems to know everyones birthday! Its horrid havin' b.day so soon after Christmas people are too tired and forget.
Happy Birthday Dellas!
Chip's off. His work here is done for a couple of hours.
Robyn's story is up to 4,000 words!
Well done- keep it up!!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 10 2013, 7:56 PM GMTRobyn's story is up to 4,000 words!
Quote: reds @ January 10 2013, 12:17 PM GMTMust be getting old or sick. I tossed off just after 7pm for about 20 minutes. Now I'm wide awake.
No need 
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ January 10 2013, 1:02 PM GMTReading many boring texts for my term paper.
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In need of some liquids.