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:( Poor buggers in Hobart!!

Quote: dellas @ January 6 2013, 9:25 AM GMT

:( Poor buggers in Hobart!!

Hobart is ok. It is some of the other towns in Tasmania that have been effected and residents from those places have been evacuated to Hobart.

An influx of rural Tasmanians. Poor Hobart.

Quote: sootyj @ January 6 2013, 12:37 AM GMT

Hey keewik how did the whole body wax go?

Argh!

Quote: dellas @ January 6 2013, 8:43 AM GMT

Yes, everywhere looks so dull and bare! the streets dark boring but morning is coming and I heard blackbird from 6am! :)

You've beaten me there. I heard one this morning at 6.30 a.m. and I reckon dawn is only starting about quarter to 8 at the moment.

I'm badly in need of being cheered up. Somebody say something funny.

:D Underpants!...

That is quite funny.

Willies!

Quote: zooo @ January 6 2013, 6:11 PM GMT

Willies!

That wouldn't cheer me up.

Quote: zooo @ January 6 2013, 6:11 PM GMT

Billies! Willies!

Smiles alround

Hows your depiction of the Mona Lisa coming along SootyJ

Quote: sootyj @ January 6 2013, 6:32 PM GMT

Smile's all round

So more surpised than enigmatic then?
Oh well it was worth a try.

Steve was that bag of burning excrement on my doorstep a work of outsider art?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ January 6 2013, 6:41 PM GMT

So more surpised than enigmatic then?
Oh well it was worth a try.

Yes but is it art?

I thought it was bad enough when you kidnapped Simon & Garfunkel & locked them in your basement
But you didn't need to murder one of them & wear their skin

Quote: sootyj @ January 6 2013, 7:05 PM GMT

Yes but is it Art?

Probably
I imagine you were jealous of his big curly hair

Knock knock

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ January 6 2013, 9:00 PM GMT

I thought it was bad enough when you kidnapped Simon & Garfunkel & locked them in your basement
But you didn't need to murder one of them & wear their skin

Probably
I imagine you were jealous of his big curly hair

Who's there is the more traditional retort

Robyn is writing again. :) It's not up to much, but it's something.

This is the first day of the first real working/stuying week of 2013 and I'm completely unmotivated. Angry

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