Spent the day in a pub, drinking and writing. Not bad.
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Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 27 2012, 8:34 PM GMTSpent the day in a pub, drinking and writing on the toilet cubicle door "Beardy Blowjobs Call Stott..." Not bad.
Quote: Lee @ December 27 2012, 8:36 PM GMT
Ah, is it you I keep getting missed calls from? I'll be gentle with you. (I won't. You will bleed)
Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 27 2012, 8:34 PM GMTSpent the day in a pub, drinking and writing. Not bad.
Did that lots of times when I was younger...apart from the writing.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 27 2012, 8:37 PM GMTAh, is it you I keep getting missed calls from? I'll be gentle with you. (I won't. You will bleed)
I never dial with that intention. I send you received calls, you return missed calls.
The old vampire blowjob eh? Careful, I'm know as "the Chicken Kiev" of the penis world.
Quote: Lee @ December 27 2012, 9:12 PM GMTI'm know as "the Chicken Kiev" of the penis world.
That is a strikingly horrible image.
Just lost a game of trivial pursuit to my mother
Who is as thick as a whale omelette
Not happy 
Quote: zooo @ December 27 2012, 9:20 PM GMTThat is a strikingly horrible image.
I didn't ask you to imagine my penis, oozing with a creamy garlic butter sauce.
STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. *cleans out brain with wire wool*
Bootiful!
P.P.S. 
Quote: zooo @ December 27 2012, 9:44 PM GMTP.P.S.
This forum should be active 24 hours a day. Let us enlist more yanks and insomniacs for the night time shift.
I'm going in a pub later where I shall have one alcoholic drink and proceed with absolutely no writing.