I bet Brown could take Obama in a fight. He's Scottish and Beefy.
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Quote: DaButt @ March 5 2009, 2:44 PM GMTP.S. Think I'm kidding about the war? Obama just fired the opening salvo when he snubbed your PM.
Our PM doesn't care. He's so hard he could stub a cigarette out on his eye and not feel a thing.
Ben thinks it's time for a beef and horseradish sandwich.
Quote: chipolata @ March 5 2009, 2:53 PM GMTOur PM doesn't care. He's so hard he could stub a cigarette out on his eye and not feel a thing.
Thank you, Jeremy Clarkson.
Quote: chipolata @ March 5 2009, 2:53 PM GMTOur PM doesn't care. He's so hard he could stub a cigarette out on his eye and not feel a thing.
Ellie is pulling her hair out.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 5 2009, 3:12 PM GMTEllie is pulling her hair out.
Metaphorically or literally?
Hot Jap Girl's back! Trouble is, she's down stairs so I have to keep thinking of excuses to go down there.
Metaphorically.
But my hair seems to be falling out... it's like it knows.
Quote: chipolata @ March 5 2009, 3:16 PM GMTHot Jap Girl's back! Trouble is, she's down stairs so I have to keep thinking of excuses to go down there.
Ask her out!
Quote: chipolata @ March 5 2009, 3:16 PM GMTHot Jap Girl's back! Trouble is, she's down stairs so I have to keep thinking of excuses to go down there.
When you say 'down stairs', is that her location or did you push her down some (to express your affection)?
Quote: EllieJP @ March 5 2009, 3:16 PM GMTAsk her out!
I'm not sure she likes me.
Quote: chipolata @ March 5 2009, 3:18 PM GMTI'm not sure she likes me.
Is that because you keep appearing before her, with a prominent trouser area, by any chance? And obviously looking at her tits,etc?
Quote: chipolata @ March 5 2009, 3:18 PM GMTI'm not sure she likes me.
Well, have you talked to her. Did she act flirty?
Quote: EllieJP @ March 5 2009, 3:23 PM GMTWell, have you talked to her. Did she act flirty?
I just went down to the kitchen and she was there. She smiled at me. I smiled at her...then walked into the bin. 
Quote: chipolata @ March 5 2009, 3:27 PM GMTI just went down to the kitchen and she was there. She smiled at me. I smiled at her...then walked into the bin.
She might be attracted to clumsy bastards.