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Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 1 2012, 9:18 PM GMT

Evening. Anybody died recently?

Millions around the world were you thinking of anyone in particular?

Any ageing comedy actors? I gather the BCG is where it all happens these days...You know, for news and that...

Basil Brush was looking abit moth eaten the other day.

Quote: sootyj @ December 1 2012, 9:35 PM GMT

Basil Brush was looking abit moth eaten the other day.

I'm pretty sure Basil's currently keeping company with ' Jimmy Saville and others.'

I heard he got named by operation Yew Tree and ate both barrels of a shotgun

Boom! Boom!

Oh no! John Lucas is back! Chip's great nemesis! AIEEEEEEE!

I'll be gone before that saucy boy's back...

Chip just in after a night drinking and experimenting with "milking", the new craze the whole of the BCG has been talking about. He notices that blackhearted scoundrel Lucas has been back. Stinking the place out.

I'd suggest you two get a room but I suspect your sex would be even duller than your banter

They are the Ken and Deirdre of the BCG.

Krns funny and Deirdre is kinda hot so nothing like them

Krns funny and Deirdre is kinda hot so nothing like them

Is Sootyj the Stan Ogden?

What does that make you wellard?

What does that make you wellard?

Wrong show Stan

They're all the same show haven't you realised that?

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