I want a cat I can stroke - not get stuck to in hot weather.
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Quote: L.E. @ November 30 2012, 2:14 PM GMTHahaha! He has good excuses why not:
1) He really doesn't like cats.
2) We travel a lot.
3) We live in a flat.
4) I'm allergic.However, it would make me REALLY happy to have a kitteh.
Well some cats don't mind being indoor cats (if that's what you mean by the flat thing). But I suppose if you travel a lot that's a decent reason. Maybe in a few years you can get one, after you've got all the travelling out of your system and become boring homebodies. 
Why did fro do have a sore bum?
He had ents in his pants
Quote: zooo @ November 30 2012, 2:26 PM GMT.. you can get one, after you've got all the travelling out of your system and become boring homebodies.
I've got two cats, and I'm in the prime of my life. 
Mad, bad and dangerous to know, that's Rob H. Or possibly Lord Byron. One of the two, anyway.
Quote: sootyj @ November 30 2012, 2:38 PM GMTWhy did fro do have a sore bum?
He had ents in his pants
I'd blame Samwise Gamjee and the homo-erotic midget marathon that is Return of the King.
Quote: sootyj @ November 30 2012, 2:38 PM GMTWhy did frodo have a sore bum?
Because the night before he'd been feeling Merry
And he had a run in with a Dark riderr
Quote: sootyj @ November 30 2012, 2:38 PM GMTWhy did fro do have a sore bum?
From the school of half-baked ideas:
"Because Tom Bumberdildo".
Well I laughed
Or becasuse he kept putting his ring on his finger
Was his one of the 'three rings for the Elven kings under the sky'.
Quote: sootyj @ November 30 2012, 2:38 PM GMTWhy did fro do have a sore bum?
Because Elijah Wood.
Booyah
Quote: sootyj @ November 30 2012, 2:38 PM GMTWhy did frodo have a sore bum?
Did he misunderstand it when Gandalf shouted You shall not Pass!
Gandalf took him up the mines of more sore
Gandalf took him up the mines of more sore
Quote: AJGO @ November 30 2012, 1:21 AM GMTThe cuteness had already addled my brain but this
has bombarded my poor mind with so many euphemisms that I am no longer able to contemplate reality.
I've just spotted 2 haggis, or 'haggii' if you want to be precise ... http://haggishunt.scotsman.com/
Chip took the ginger stray to the vet today. He's a she. And she has cistitis. £60 for two injections!