I am cooking a duck.
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Quote: billwill @ November 17 2012, 9:04 PM GMTI am cooking a duck.
Could some reedit this for me?
I'm busy boobytrapping a squirrels nuts.
Mmm king prawn bhuna and garlic naan
Nom nom
Well worth waiting AN HOUR AND A FRIGGIN HALF for
Quote: billwill @ November 17 2012, 9:04 PM GMTI am a duck.
Ha!
Your quackers
Having a numb sort of day today. 10pm is a bit late to go for a walk, isn't it?
Not If you don't mind bumping into drunk psychopathic rapists.
Aye, there's the rub!
Quote: Harridan @ November 17 2012, 9:52 PM GMTHaving a numb sort of day today. 10pm is a bit late to go for a walk, isn't it?
Bit coldminnit?
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ November 17 2012, 9:53 PM GMTNot If you don't mind bumping into drunk psychopathic rapists.
Worst match.com profile ever
Sober psychopathic rapists are ok though?
Quote: sootyj @ November 17 2012, 9:57 PM GMTWorst match.com profile ever
I thought honesty is a virtue.
Quote: lofthouse @ November 17 2012, 10:02 PM GMTSober psychopathic rapists are ok though?
They lack confidence and their small talk is subpar.
And as for the awkward silence afterwards.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ November 17 2012, 10:02 PM GMTI thought honesty is a virtue.
That one's even worse!
Quote: Harridan @ November 17 2012, 9:52 PM GMTHaving a numb sort of day today. 10pm is a bit late to go for a walk, isn't it?
I'm feeling the same, I'll go for a walk with ya. Rapists can't rape rapists, can they?
Excellent, I have lured Lee into my trap! Now to harvest his kidneys and adopt his online persona.
I'll bring the chloroform. 
Take a massive dog or don't bother!- so many wierdos about, including me, but I am harmless.
Women, A curfew on chaps after midnight? 'Keep the Beasts off the Streets'?...
Can't believe this
Last night some girl on another forum said she had just spoken to psychic medium Derek acorah and he told her Sunderland would win 3-1 at fulham today
I thought shall I have a wee bet?
Nah don't be daft
With minutes left Sunderland are winning 3-1....
40/1 were the odds