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Quote: lofthouse @ November 8 2012, 8:30 PM GMT

No!

I'm not an 18th century chimney sweeping street urchin

I'm not sure you appreciate my post fully, Lofthouse...

Ummmm

I just read it again

What did I miss ??

Quote: lofthouse @ November 8 2012, 8:34 PM GMT

Ummmm

I just read it again

What did I miss ??

Haha!

WHAT??

seriously dude

I don't know what your on about?

What did I miss?

Quote: lofthouse @ November 8 2012, 8:22 PM GMT

Tetany??

S'at?

Tetany is a state of motor hyperactivity characterized by spasm, cramps, or twitching of the skeletal muscles. The muscles of the mouth, hands, and lower extremities are typically involved, although all muscles of the body (except for the eye) may be involved.
Tetany results from a markedly low calcium level (hypocalcemia), which can be linked to a lack of vitamin D (...)
History: Individuals may complain of muscle weakness or cramping, twitching, or tingling sensations in the lips, tongue, face, leg, fingers and feet. They may complain of fatigue or loss of energy. The patient can even have symptoms of low mood and hallucinations

http://www.mdguidelines.com/tetany

You need Vit D to absord calcium and if you can't absorb enough calcium you may get pins and needles, muscles twitching and cramping, a sort of heavy or numb feeling in limbs. Very much how I imagine a stroke or heart attack to feel like at the start, and very scary if you don't know what it is.

Oh no no

Not had anything like that

Thank god

I just need to go out in the sun more!

I'm like a bloody vampire

Quote: lofthouse @ November 8 2012, 8:34 PM GMT

Ummmm

I just read it again

What did I miss ??

Ahhh

With ya now Ben !

:)

Glad you've got to the bottom of it and it's not fatal.

Cheers pal

Will cam has been on a leaving do since 5pm and is rather drunk!

Will Cam should grow up!

Quote: Ben @ November 8 2012, 11:36 PM GMT

Will Cam should grow up!

Says the ancient 30-year-old. (snigger).

Chip's contemplating whether or not to take 11 pounds worth of copper coins to the bank today.

I never realised you had retired already.

I said I never realised you had retired already, dear...!

Quote: Ben @ November 8 2012, 11:36 PM GMT

Will Cam should grow up!

:D

Quote: chipolata @ November 9 2012, 6:43 AM GMT

Chip's contemplating whether or not to take 11 pounds worth of copper coins to the bank today.

I decided against it. Too heavy.

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