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Quote: Lee @ November 2 2012, 7:05 PM GMT

Tell me about it. Angry

We should start our own goddamn online merchant system. We can call it LeebenPay (although that does sound a bit too German). Oh how I miss the delicious Finck!

Remember when she did something to an abandoned car or something? I barely do! C'mon, somebody must remember!

After a few drinks, I decided it would be incredibly funny to send random surreal nonsense text messages to every one in my mobile phone contact list. I get the feeling that when I wake up tomorrow there will be lots of annoyed people who don't understand why they have got a message from me in the middle of the night about Rod Hull hoarding crisp packets for sparkly Bob.

Quote: 404 Not Found @ November 2 2012, 11:47 PM GMT

After a few drinks, I decided it would be incredibly funny to send random surreal nonsense text messages to every one in my mobile phone contact list. I get the feeling that when I wake up tomorrow there will be lots of annoyed people who don't understand why they have got a message from me in the middle of the night about Rod Hull hoarding crisp packets for sparkly Bob.

The wife sent several people a picture of a giraffe without reason or explanation last week. It amused her at least.

Quote: Ben @ November 2 2012, 9:31 PM GMT

We should start our own goddamn online merchant system. We can call it LeebenPay (although that does sound a bit too German). Oh how I miss the delicious Finck!

Lebensraum would be better . . . .

Migrant worker claiming benefit for wife and kids problem solved in an instant . . .

:D I have sent silly facebook messages, oh well!

Quote: Ben @ November 2 2012, 7:01 PM GMT

Paypal almost always side with the buyer.

Except when the seller does a bunk - then they don't want to know.
Lost £1600 that way.
Now won't use it on anything over £100.

Quote: Lee @ November 2 2012, 11:30 PM GMT

Remember when she did something to an abandoned car or something? I barely do! C'mon, somebody must remember!

I remember. She did a competition on here for what message she should stick on it and I believe DannyJB won.

Quote: Lazzard @ November 3 2012, 8:43 AM GMT

Except when the seller does a bunk - then they don't want to know.
Lost £1600 that way.
Now won't use it on anything over £100.

I contacted Watchdog over the whole thing as I was outraged and they left me a voicemail to call them back the other day. I left them a message saying it's all solved now, so I probably won't meet Anne Diamond now. Shame.

Will Cam is back from a 5 day trip to Rome, jolly good it was as well.

Have I mised anything?

However far you Rome there's no place like home.

Quote: Pingl @ November 3 2012, 11:12 AM GMT

However far you Rome there's no place like home.

That is true. You can't beat a dump on your own bog >_<

Quote: Will Cam @ November 3 2012, 11:15 AM GMT

That is true. You can't beat a dump on your own bog >_<

You Sir are a wise man ;)

Quote: Will Cam @ November 3 2012, 11:15 AM GMT

That is true. You can't beat a dump on your own bog >_<

You've obviously been reading mine

Quote: Ben @ November 3 2012, 9:14 AM GMT

I remember. She did a competition on here for what message she should stick on it and I believe DannyJB won.

Yes!

They say maturity is the ability to defer reaction of stimulus.

I've got one script I really should write tonight.

I also have a bag full of bargain ale from Waitrose.

Defer the reaction to stimuli.

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