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No we share jobs.

He's a really nice guy and fast. He could make you mildly amusing by Friday lunchtime.

Why you'd be the Oscar Wilde of the water cooler.

Is that some comment about my bisexuality, Sooty? I mean, I know you plumb depths most would be ashamed of, but that's just a step too far.

Bisexuality? No I'd have made a puckish gag about buy-sexuality.

But no merely the wit of the famous author and playwrite.

My Bangladeshi chum will make you feel so urbane you'll want to buy a velvet smoking jacket.

http://travel.aol.co.uk/2011/11/20/will-you-take-a-trip-on-the-dream-bus/

And on a complete diferent note is this bizarre or cool?

All I can taste is beer and curry.

I was on the Brighton Ferris wheel yesterday

Steve Coogan does the voice over in the style of Alan Partridge

I think he does quite a few of these jobs

Does he ever get confused?

Rob is watching Homes under the Hammer in bed at the moment, summoning up the courage to go to Laser Quest later.

That is how Rob H rolls, people. Cool

I've been comissioned to write an ebook on writing standup and another on taking a shit in public.

It's the same book isn't it?

Quote: Rob H @ November 2 2012, 10:36 AM GMT

Rob is watching Homes under the Hammer in bed at the moment, summoning up the courage to go to Laser Quest later.

That is how Rob H rolls, people. Cool

I hope you're not on benefits otherwise your name will be winging its way to IDS.

I've decided to grow a ball moustache for Movember, so I've just shaved all my pubes off.

Quote: Oldrocker @ November 2 2012, 1:12 PM GMT

I hope you're not on benefits otherwise your name will be winging its way to IDS.

Chance would be a fine thing OR.

I was not quite as good at Laser Quest as I might have hoped. This little shit - couldn't have been more than nine - kept following me round shooting me. Uppercutting the inbred little turd was highly tempting.

I recently had my Paypal account suspended as they said I had an account with outstanding debts on it. I knew this to be nonsense as I only had the one account and there were no problems with it. It appears that someone had set up an account, the month before, and used my name and address. Paypal didn't seem to give a f**k about this and insisted I would be liable for the debt - I was advised by the Police and some legal advice that I wouldn't be. Anyway, after having two appeals refused and filing a report with the National Fraud Authority, Paypal eventually decided to overturn the suspension. As the whole affair caused me a lot of anger and stress, I'm loathed to ever used Paypal again. However, it's very difficult to purchase items off Ebay without Paypal these days. Therefore, I find myself stuck in a quandary about what I believe is right and wrong. It's rather irritating. Nonetheless, FUCK YOU PAYPAL! I WON!

F**kin' hate Paypal. I sold something on eBay, the buyer claimed to have never received the item, so Paypal refunded him and charged me to pay them and the buyer back. Told them to f**k off. Not used them since.

PayPal suspended my account as they said thy thought I was so successful they thought I was an intentional money launderer
And Had yacht a hairy chest and 300 supermodels in bikinis

I made some of that up

Quote: Lee @ November 2 2012, 6:24 PM GMT

F**kin' hate Paypal. I sold something on eBay, the buyer claimed to have never received the item, so Paypal refunded him and charged me to pay them and the buyer back. Told them to f**k off. Not used them since.

Paypal almost always side with the buyer.

Tell me about it. Angry

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