I think I might be writing humourous copy for an internet dating sitethat's actually an internet pimping site.
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Ben really, really needs to buy a new tin opener.
Quote: Ben @ October 31 2012, 3:02 PM GMTBen really, really needs to buy a new tin opener.
Or stop eating dog food.
First genuinely exciting elance job in yonks.
I'm editing a speech for a TEDx speaker,that's going out at Amsterdam University.
Quote: sootyj @ October 31 2012, 10:07 PM GMTI'm editing a speech
But that happened to the first nine Teds?
Goldilooks is a serial black widow killer.
Went for my first run in about 18 months last night. Didn't feel like killing myself.
My daughter Hollie is doing World War II as a school project. I'm not sure turning it into a puppet show and saying "Hitler goes boom boom!" is particularly appropriate...
If you look at the moon tonight you should be able to see Jupiter as well - just a bit to the left.
Quote: sootyj @ October 31 2012, 10:07 PM GMTFirst genuinely exciting elance job in yonks.
I'm editing a speech for a TEDx speaker,that's going out at Amsterdam University.
I think you need to get out more.
Quote: Ben @ November 1 2012, 11:27 PM GMTI think you need to get out more. My mothers misses you and so does my sister.
When I found out it was the same person I had to walk away.
I mean it was like I was being two timed by the same person.
Is 'Movember' a thing this year or did everyone die from hilarity last year?
Quote: sootyj @ November 1 2012, 11:33 PM GMTWhen I found out it was the same person I had to walk away.
I mean it was like I was being two timed by the same person.
I really think you need to get out more.
And Ben you need a better writer.
You probably couldn't afford me. But I know a great guy from Bangladesh who could write you a 100 zingers for a tenner, could make you the toast of the BCG for a whole month.
Quote: sootyj @ November 1 2012, 11:40 PM GMTAnd Ben you need a better writer.
You probably couldn't afford me. But I know a great guy from Bangladesh who could write you a 100 zingers for a tenner, could make you the toast of the BCG for a whole month.
Is he your rival on elance?