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I think I might be writing humourous copy for an internet dating sitethat's actually an internet pimping site.

Ben really, really needs to buy a new tin opener.

Quote: Ben @ October 31 2012, 3:02 PM GMT

Ben really, really needs to buy a new tin opener.

Or stop eating dog food.

First genuinely exciting elance job in yonks.

I'm editing a speech for a TEDx speaker,that's going out at Amsterdam University.

Quote: sootyj @ October 31 2012, 10:07 PM GMT

I'm editing a speech

:O

But that happened to the first nine Teds?

Goldilooks is a serial black widow killer.

Went for my first run in about 18 months last night. Didn't feel like killing myself.

My daughter Hollie is doing World War II as a school project. I'm not sure turning it into a puppet show and saying "Hitler goes boom boom!" is particularly appropriate...

If you look at the moon tonight you should be able to see Jupiter as well - just a bit to the left.

Quote: sootyj @ October 31 2012, 10:07 PM GMT

First genuinely exciting elance job in yonks.

I'm editing a speech for a TEDx speaker,that's going out at Amsterdam University.

I think you need to get out more.

Quote: Ben @ November 1 2012, 11:27 PM GMT

I think you need to get out more. My mothers misses you and so does my sister.

When I found out it was the same person I had to walk away.

I mean it was like I was being two timed by the same person.

Is 'Movember' a thing this year or did everyone die from hilarity last year?

Quote: sootyj @ November 1 2012, 11:33 PM GMT

When I found out it was the same person I had to walk away.

I mean it was like I was being two timed by the same person.

I really think you need to get out more.

And Ben you need a better writer.

You probably couldn't afford me. But I know a great guy from Bangladesh who could write you a 100 zingers for a tenner, could make you the toast of the BCG for a whole month.

Quote: sootyj @ November 1 2012, 11:40 PM GMT

And Ben you need a better writer.

You probably couldn't afford me. But I know a great guy from Bangladesh who could write you a 100 zingers for a tenner, could make you the toast of the BCG for a whole month.

Is he your rival on elance?

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