AJGO has just found horizontal stretch marks! How has this happened?! Hmm, portable noughts and crosses...
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Interesting item for sale on eBay but you might find yourself not looking at the actual product on offer (perhaps a deal could be done!)
It is a very attractive mannequin.
Shouldn't that pic be in the Jimmy Savile thread? Speaking of which, I was just sent a delightful joke- 'Savile's family has removed his gravestone and floral tributes. It's what he would've wanted, a small hole with no bush'.
Stop giving me guilty lols, AJGO!
Plural? Oh, um
Quote: bigfella @ October 11 2012, 7:45 PM BSTCan someone clear up a "debate" in my house
Does book rhyme with f**k?
Does the way I say it - F**k - Buck.
Quote: AJGO @ October 12 2012, 3:09 PM BSTShouldn't that pic be in the Jimmy Savile thread? Speaking of which, I was just sent a delightful joke- 'Savile's family has removed his gravestone and floral tributes. It's what he would've wanted, a small hole with no bush'.
Beautiful.
Feeling smug after finally getting the breadmaker going after a few years neglect. The world of bread is my oyster.
Oyster bread...hmmm, not sure that will 'catch' on 
Quote: keewik @ October 12 2012, 10:49 PM BSTFeeling smug after finally getting the breadmaker going after a few years neglect. The world of bread is my oyster.
Last one I baked with mine could have been used as a cannonball.
Now, Bill, you obviously didn't read the instructions. *snigger*
Quote: keewik @ October 13 2012, 12:28 AM BSTNow, Bill, you obviously didn't read the instructions. *snigger*
He's a man.
Men don't need manuals.
Quote: keewik @ October 13 2012, 12:28 AM BSTNow, Bill, you obviously didn't read the instructions. *snigger*
Nah, it was old tired yeast. Being old & quarrelsome it decided to make cannonball instead of bread.
Off to Peterborough, might wave at Tuumble as I pass by.