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I have no razors. It's going to be a stubbly day.

Shame about the rain, I am going to have to put on my waterproof coat and trousers now to go and watch some dogging.

Quote: Booo @ October 10 2012, 11:00 PM BST

I'm not sure Gerry would like that (being mixed with the likes of me)

I'm game if you are :)

Can someone clear up a "debate" in my house

Does book rhyme with f**k?

Nope!!!

Quote: bigfella @ October 11 2012, 7:45 PM BST

Can someone clear up a "debate" in my house

Does book rhyme with f**k?

In Liverpool and Hull and a few other places.

Quote: sootyj @ October 11 2012, 7:56 PM BST

In Liverpool and Hull and a few other places.

I was just gonna say that. Well not that exactly, but that it depends on your accent.

Where does it rhyme with cock?

Quote: zooo @ October 11 2012, 7:47 PM BST

Nope!!!

Thank you.

Bugger.

Ha. Two people I know from Sheffield and Leeds say fook like book. It is quite funny.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ October 11 2012, 7:59 PM BST

Where does it rhyme with cock?

If you're a chicken?

Quote: sootyj @ October 11 2012, 8:06 PM BST

If you're a chicken?

Didn't expect that reply. :D

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Apparently my 13 year old daughter nodded off in the car last night and woke up as the wife was driving past this place with high metal fencing and big concrete buildings. She said, "Is that a concentration camp?"

It was actually the local tip which, even if you were unfamiliar with the area, would be a far more likely option than her suggestion. Having said that, the way the wife gets through petrol they could've been on the Belsen ring road at the time for all I knew.

Going to watch some terrible TV and then go to bed.

Babestation is not terrible TV.

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