Quote: David Bussell @ September 26 2012, 1:29 PM BST"Sometimes my arms bend backwards".
He looks a sweetie, I was expecting him to look all sinister, dressed in a tuxedo...what's his name?
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Chuckie.
I vote Wilfred.
He's a chip off the Bussell block.
Dear Pseuds Corner c/o Private Eye . . .
an article on network flow monitoring and how it can be used in creating availability metrics.
I'll have a go . .
Tin Can', by Oldrocker
Splish, splash, splonk,
Wooden shoes, red socks,
Coffins, tombstones and tranquillisers...
...Aspirins and driving tests,
Jet-planes and skeletons,
Frog, singing to egg-timer,
Calendars and candles, upside-down,
Plastic apples on coconut-trees,
Splish, splash, splonk.
Acknowledgments for their help to AG and RS.
If you want to read the whole thing (recommended) . . .
http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/morleyd/entry/hancocks_the_poetry/
Annoyed. The person who just called me about PPI cut me off before I had chance to cut them off. Since when has that been part of the deal? Grrr...
Quote: Oldrocker @ September 26 2012, 11:31 PM BSTDear Pseuds Corner c/o Private Eye . . .
an article on network flow monitoring and how it can be used in creating availability metrics.
I'll have a go . .
Tin Can', by Oldrocker
Splish, splash, splonk,
Wooden shoes, red socks,
Coffins, tombstones and tranquillisers...
...Aspirins and driving tests,
Jet-planes and skeletons,
Frog, singing to egg-timer,
Calendars and candles, upside-down,
Plastic apples on coconut-trees,
Splish, splash, splonk.Acknowledgments for their help to AG and RS.
If you want to read the whole thing (recommended) . . .
http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/morleyd/entry/hancocks_the_poetry/
Ah, the poetry society episode featuring a certain Warren Mitchell - class stuff...
Quote: Tuumble @ September 27 2012, 9:11 AM BSTAnnoyed. The person who just called me about PPI cut me off before I had chance to cut them off. Since when has that been part of the deal? Grrr...
Stupid question of the day.
What's PPI?
Its what dyslexics find in Apples.
Quote: reds @ September 27 2012, 12:01 PM BSTStupid question of the day.
What's PPI?
Its Popeye's incontinent nephew
Quote: reds @ September 27 2012, 12:01 PM BSTStupid question of the day.
What's PPI?
It's what happens if you don't wear goggles to one of my sex parties.
[quote name="David Bussell" post="916945" date="September 26 2012, 1:29 PM BST"]
Maybe Christen him Jimmy Somerville.
He should quite enjoy having a fist up his ass.
I'm drinking whisky and soda and feeling really drunk after just half a glass. Am a little worried as I have a webcam at my disposal...
Quote: Shandonbelle @ September 26 2012, 6:06 PM BST
Didn't get around to naming him, I had to get rid of the thing in the end. The full story's here...
Quote: reds @ September 27 2012, 12:01 PM BSTStupid question of the day.
What's PPI?
Sensible answer - Payment Protection Insomnia, er, Insurance.
Incidentally, I've had a letter today from HM Revenue & Customs - it includes a cheque for £46.60. This makes me happy. 
Off to do some drunken washing up.