I've still got Goodlads cardboard box, its getting quite full...
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Hope the parcel tape holds up.
your mobile toilet system...I'm still thinking about Joyce's story: Instead of using one of HER carrier bags in an emergency situation everyone should bring his own cardboard box to parties in case the toilet isn't vacant.
Or just use their compost bin...whether they have one or not.
And you can always do it out of a window
No, that would be very bad shitetiquette.
Stephen Merchant is touring here in December. When I say, tour, he is only doing two shows of his; Hello Ladies. One here in, Wellington. Tickets on sale from next week. I can sense an early Christmas present coming my way. 
Since we're talking about weird craps ... My neighbour has a beautiful green lawn and confessed a few years ago that she 'waters' it with urine. I just keep wondering where the hell she stores it. Does she pee in a bucket or what?
Quote: keewik @ September 9 2012, 12:52 AM BSTSince we're talking about weird craps ... My neighbour has a beautiful green lawn and confessed a few years ago that she 'waters' it with urine. I just keep wondering where the hell she stores it. Does she pee in a bucket or what?
I have never heard of urine producing a lovely lawn. Interesting. Maybe her husband pees over it at night or something. Dung on the other hand is supposed to be good for something.
Some people shouldn't be allowed gardens.
Quote: zooo @ September 9 2012, 1:08 AM BSTSome people shouldn't be allowed gardens.
I would be included in that, zooo. I can't grow anything. I don't have a garden, lucky for the garden. All the loving tenderness in the world doesn't stop my indoor plants from wilting and giving up the will to live.
Doesn't urine contain ammonia? Doesn't that kill grass?
I have heard period blood is good for plants and vag veg. 
Quote: Lee @ September 9 2012, 2:20 AM BSTI have heard period blood is good for plants and vag veg.
There may be some confusion with monthlies and annuals....
Jesus Christ. We're not cavemen! Buy some effing fertiliser!
Quote: JuliaR @ September 9 2012, 1:25 AM BSTI would be included in that, zooo. I can't grow anything. I don't have a garden, lucky for the garden. All the loving tenderness in the world doesn't stop my indoor plants from wilting and giving up the will to live.
Hee, I'm a bit rubbish with plants too. 
I either water them too much or not enough.
Quote: Nicky Liar @ September 9 2012, 9:35 AM BSTThere may be some confusion with monthlies and annuals....
No, I think he's confusing his perennials with his perineals. Mind you...there's a lot of confusion to be had when comparing certain types of bushes. I trim mine often, but...well...we won't go there...to be honest...nobody does.
There's no way I'm ever organizing a party for you lot...you'll all be shitting in carrier bags and pissing all over my lawn!
Apparently...you really should wee in your compost bin to get things going. I often sit on mine with my legs dangling over the edge. Can't think why the neighbours avoid me.