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Quote: chipolata @ August 31 2012, 1:29 PM BST

and a mysterious chalk circle had appeared.

They killed it. :(

My new computer is so fast it's starting to make the Earth rotate backwards

Quote: zooo @ August 31 2012, 1:30 PM BST

They killed it. :(

I did feel a mite sad when it had gone. It makes me envy the residents of places like Delhi and Rio, who all probably have gushing pipes outside their windows.

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Storyboard guys are doing a fecking awesome job. Glad paying professionals :D

Quote: chipolata @ August 31 2012, 1:29 PM BST

I'm not sure. It was like a little grill in the path. Not a drain, but very similar. And I didn't see them come and turn it off, I had to leave the window to go and watch Brokeback Mountain at one point, I was just aware of flashing lights, then when I went to look the gush had stopped and a mysterious chalk circle had appeared.

Hah, obviously it was a flying saucer, triggered the flow then came flashing its lights to refuel with water & then left a chalk circle from its exhausts as it took off, due to the water being real hard stuff.

You missed the exciting bit.

Quote: billwill @ August 31 2012, 2:38 PM BST

You missed the exciting bit.

My epitaph. :(

:( It will be back soon, and a yellow painted circle will appear, this will carry on during the early hours for at least 6 months, then the temp-traffic lights appear honest!

I'm getting my car windscreen replaced tomorrow and they're coming out to do the whole thing in the driveway. I can't wait to offer the worker man a cup of tea and refer to him as "mate".

Laughing out loud

Quote: chipolata @ August 31 2012, 11:15 AM BST

There was a gushing pipe outside Chip's house last night. It gushed for five hours before somebody came and turned it off and drew a chalk circle around it. It was actually quite exciting while it was going on.

I came home tonight and found they'd dug up the road and surrounded it with warning triangles. I knew if I hung around this forum long enough Dellas would be right about something.

Helping out a friend by going through her dissertation and correcting her English (she's not a native speaker) and telling her what bits to chuck/expand. Takes forever! 23,000 words to get through! More interesting than some of the essays I went through for her recently, though - 7000 words about Finnish crockery. Ugh.

I need to get up and clean all the rubbish out of my car before the windscreen man arrives. The rubbish includes a pot of Vaseline which I had to take with me for an 'emergency' the other day.

I do not recommend sneezing if you have lower back pain.

I've won a competition! :D

A night here, and hopefully a meal. :)

I've never won anything, so I'm really stoked.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 1 2012, 11:42 AM BST

I've won a competition! :D

A night here, and hopefully a meal. :)

I've never won anything, so I'm really stoked.

Paraphrases Gerard Hoffnung . . .

'Ironbridge Gorge is nearby and I hope you will want to drop in.'

Seriously tho', have a good time. It's a nice part of the World.

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