Quite sadly bought some new clothes for my birthday. Which is some 7 weeks away and I'm not a child anymore.
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Quote: Harridan @ August 23 2012, 5:55 PM BSTeven the toddler I look after is frightened of this little harpy because she pushes her over and bit her once
MUM ! Lulu bit Harry !
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 23 2012, 5:10 PM BSTApparently this bit of kit cost aroun £2500 :/ Hopefully it can be fixed under warranty.
Customer damage (or slaphanded idiocy) isn't usually covered by warranty.
Bugger.
Smash a window, fake a break in . . or would that just compound the felony ?
Blame it on rwayne.
I've admitted to it, and accidents happen. It'll be fixed, and if there's a charge the company will just have to pay it.
What did actually happen?
I know !
It was ITDavid !
Bang to rights.
Get someone to check his profile and hand the details to the Rozzers !
Quote: zooo @ August 23 2012, 9:45 PM BSTWhat did actually happen?
I was PAT testing (look it up, if you want) and connected something to the PAT tester incorrectly, f**king that shit up. There was a very loud bang (at which point I dropped the tester and jumped a mile) and a burning smell from inside the kit.
I need to go to the supermarket and get something. This is a bit irritating as it's a half hour round trip. Perhaps.
Ahh, 'splosions and bangs! At least it was a fun accident. Kinda.
Was no fun.
Aw. 
Well at least you didn't also get 'sploded.
zooo: seeing the positive in everything for a better you.