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Quote: Rob H @ August 23 2012, 9:26 AM BST

Is it wrong that I found it quite sexy?

Laughing out loud Teary

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 23 2012, 3:08 AM BST

Went simple. Small articulated lobster pendant and bee earrings.

Gig was best yet. Harrah! All that stressing for nothing.

Woo!

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Nice. Want and Want.

Whoo for you! What do you think the difference was/what contributed to it?[/quote]
My new act is approximately 8 buttloads funnier than my old one.

Fantastic I look forward to you killing Miranda Hart in single combat ala Highlander.

You deserve it you is funny.

Especailly you're occaisonal laser sighted dissing.

Quote: Harridan @ August 22 2012, 11:18 PM BST

I hate you so much for making me Google that.

I hate myself for Googling something that someone else hates themselves for.

Nice pic though ;) >_<

Just blown up some new, rather expensive, equipment at work. :$ Errr

Excellent!

Or rather your "ex-work"

So embarrassed. I'm gonna get the piss ripped out of me for this.

My first job out of Uni. Third day, going a trade show, I put petrol in the managers car....problem was it was a diseal

Apparently this bit of kit cost aroun £2500 :/ Hopefully it can be fixed under warranty.

I hope you don't have to sell off your Lego to pay them back. :(

Quote: zooo @ August 23 2012, 5:16 PM BST

I hope you don't have to sell off your Lego to pay them back. :(

Teary

I'm 5 floors away from the horrible toddler and I can still hear her bawling and whining when she doesn't get what she wants. The damn kid woke me up at 7am screaming because she wanted something. Thank God I won't ever have to see them again after this week.

Have you killed them?

They aren't the family I work for, they're another family staying in the house until the move to China on Sunday. They are such horrid kids. The kids I look after can't stand them, and even the toddler I look after is frightened of this little harpy because she pushes her over and bit her once, and the parents of that little cow just laughed it off! I'm very protective over my little ones so I have no love for that toddler.

Quote: Harridan @ August 23 2012, 5:44 PM BST

I'm 5 floors away from the horrible toddler and I can still hear her bawling and whining when she doesn't get what she wants. The damn kid woke me up at 7am screaming because she wanted something. Thank God I won't ever have to see them again after this week.

All being well with China's one child policy the toddler will be put to death by some Chinese official

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