Lol Nick you do make me larff.
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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ February 26 2009, 10:45 PM GMTI'm amazed at how just is able to keep it covering her nips AND have such perky boobs with no visable means of support whatsover...
*COUGHPHOTOSHOPPEDCOUGH*
Photoshopped, almost certainly. But that does look awfully tight, and that kind of material is terribly 'grippy'.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ February 26 2009, 10:59 PM GMTChest, thighs, and face.
Is that all? You've got it easy!
Ellie had an AMAZING AMAZING time at the NME awards gig last night. The Cure were incredible. Apart from she is very sad her boyfriend has dislocated his shoulder skiing and she's too far away to look after him! 
Ben is alone in the office.
Have a wank!
Done. Now what should I do?
Quote: zooo @ February 26 2009, 10:49 PM GMTPhotoshop AND plastic booberies.
Poor cow.
Kelly Brook doesn't have plastic boobies. They be real. The the amount of shit done in post to that picture makes them look like they could be fake.
Quote: Ben @ February 27 2009, 9:24 AM GMTDone. Now what should I do?
5 minutes? What did you think about?
Quote: EllieJP @ February 27 2009, 9:29 AM GMT5 minutes? What did you think about?
See the 'What are you wearing thread'.
Ha!
You remind me of noseybonk Ben. In that I fear you may sneak into my room at night and murder me. Then sex up my corpse. You seem the type.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ February 27 2009, 9:32 AM GMTYou remind me of noseybonk Ben. In that I fear you may sneak into my room at night and murder me. Then sex up my corpse. You seem the type.
I feel a second wank coming on...
Quote: Ben @ February 27 2009, 9:35 AM GMTI feel a second wank coming on...
Yes, he will jizz in your mouth.