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Quote: Harridan @ August 11 2012, 2:30 PM BST

I've been procrastinating all day...

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Careful.. you'll go blind.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ August 11 2012, 6:02 PM BST

Careful.. you'll go blind.

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Stop being rude and get back to 'Larks'.

..but I'm all Larked-out..

I've playing with myself all afternoon

Steady, Glasshopper..

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ August 11 2012, 6:17 PM BST

Steady, Glasshopper..

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Solly Master

Quote: keewik @ August 11 2012, 5:49 PM BST

Think I might avoid any supermarket I found stocking used shoes in their freezers!

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I'm at the completly opposite end of the country to you...so I don't think anything of mine will have touched anything of yours in a hurry.

About to crack open a bottle of cider and glug it.

Back from a brilliant concert, but rather too tired to do the packing I need to do before I go on holiday tomorrow. Why, oh, why did I waste the day?!

Because wasting and lazying about is far more fun.

Was about to say just that!

I thought I'd save you the hassle.

you're right! but now I'm being punished for it. want to sleep

Go on a nudist holiday?

ha! you guys are so resourceful! why didn't I think of that?