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Quote: sootyj @ August 10 2012, 1:00 PM BST

Quite all the best weddings I've been to have been in a hall or a big tent.
Loads of people, bar, food, wine and music/

That sounds like mine, excluding the loads of people bit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1JKAyxk9cs

he does have a dark side though

Quote: Gavin @ August 10 2012, 1:13 PM BST

I feel a little sexist buying from a shop because I think the cashier is hot.

Thats proper mental. Welcome to my f**king head.

The fact that you even think that pretty much proves you're not sexist, you big idiot.

Quote: zooo @ August 10 2012, 1:09 PM BST

By the way, you might get on better with gouache or acrylic paints. Oils are pretty difficult. Especially for a beginner! I never liked using 'em. (Back when I was arty in the old days.)

Acrylics ftw!

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 10 2012, 1:16 PM BST

The fact that you even think that pretty much proves you're not sexist, you big idiot.

Ta Wicks.

I prefer Heavy Set Idiot though ;)

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 10 2012, 1:14 PM BST

That sounds like mine, excluding the loads of people bit.

Well enough people

all that your family can't come because its £500 a head bleurgh

not to mention if you're starting out together, do you really want to start with a £15,000 bill

Nat just tell them to go f**k themselves but keep it in your head :)

Quote: zooo @ August 10 2012, 11:24 AM BST

I hate standing next to the edge. I always think some nutty bastard is going to push me off.

As a matter of interest, zooo, what tube station do you use most? Whistling nnocently

Quote: Marc P @ August 10 2012, 1:23 PM BST

Nat just tell them to go f**k themselves but keep it in your head :)

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Quote: sootyj @ August 10 2012, 1:21 PM BST

Well enough people

all that your family can't come because its £500 a head bleurgh

not to mention if you're starting out together, do you really want to start with a £15,000 bill

It's probably going to cost around £12 we think all-in but luckily my parents should be paying a pretty hefty chunk of that, thank dog. The food is the stupid expensive bit- £38 per person for the meal. But we're saving money on the night by having a chip van!

Quote: Marc P @ August 10 2012, 1:23 PM BST

Nat just tell them to go f**k themselves but keep it in your head :)

I will definitely try that!

Quote: chipolata @ August 10 2012, 1:25 PM BST

As a matter of interest, zooo, what tube station do you use most? Whistling nnocently

Unimpressed

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 10 2012, 1:42 PM BST

It's probably going to cost around £12 we think all-in

Teehee, Nat's wedding costs 12 quid.

And the wedding video is being done free by

...MY BIG FAT GYPSY WEDDING!

BOOYAH!

apologies a chip van actually sounds pretty classy (are they chargin £38 a head?_

Quote: sootyj @ August 10 2012, 1:52 PM BST

And the wedding video is being done free by

...MY BIG FAT GYPSY WEDDING!

BOOYAH!

apologies a chip van actually sounds pretty classy (are they chargin £38 a head?_

The chip van is brilliant- they venue own it themselves as a quirky evening food option- I think we're going for the 'cone of chips with two small portions of fish' for I think £6.50. Much cheaper than the buffet or hog roast, and I think it's a bit interesting and fun. Plus the fact it is cones is nice. I will insist they are proper paper cones though and not the nasty polystyrene ones!

And obviously I meant 12 grand, you meanies.

Heee.
Chip van sounds excellent.

Quote: sootyj @ August 10 2012, 11:26 AM BST

I've missed tubes for that exact reason.

I mean this big train thundering into an enclosed space.

Its quite dangerous when you think about it.

(am I going to have to reedit my own posts).

Which is why the new stations enclose the actual tube train space and only open the enclosure doors when the train is in and stopped.

There's not many of them though...

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