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Quote: Gavin @ August 9 2012, 4:50 PM BST

Quit! Join my Studio....When it's done lol!

Can you match my salary? If so, I'm there.

Can I come and make the tea?

Just about to knock up a glass of absinthe and cider. Lovely stuff.

Does it make your blinds fall on your head?

We out.

Quote: Ben @ August 9 2012, 9:24 PM BST

Just about to knock up a glass of absinthe and cider. Lovely stuff.

Why do I have this idea that absinthe is illegal? Or was that France in Hemmingway's time?

It was banned in france as it was blamed for weakening the army in ww1

The 19th century would be illegal due ti amount of thujone the psycoactive element

Just got back from being dragged to see an evening of accoustic music at the Fiddlers Elbow in Chalk Farm.

Not one, but two female singer songwriters playing two chords and doing mid-tempo ballads about boyfriends - current ones, ex ones and the ones that got away. Seriously ladies, can you not think of anything else to write about except your predictably boring love lives?

On the plus side, the woman we went to support is bloody gorgeous and we got to see some bloke and his band, who are apparently the next big thing, they're doing a live session on Radio 2 or suttin.

Quote: sootyj @ August 9 2012, 11:53 PM BST

The 19th century would be illegal due ti amount of thujone the psycoactive element

Seems to work then Soots !

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 10 2012, 12:16 AM BST

some bloke and his band, who are apparently the next big thing, they're doing a live session on Radio 2 or suttin.

What an exciting life you lead RC...I'm not at all jealous ;)

Quote: Shandonbelle @ August 10 2012, 12:27 AM BST

What an exciting life you lead RC...I'm not at all jealous ;)

Had to leave early because I'm so bloody skint, so don't feel too jealous. Because of tonight's escapades, have to stay in tomorrow and Saturday.

Though, I am getting lunch bought for me tomorrow by a film director friend because I helped ghost write his script. Oh and I'm out all day Sunday to party with the same production company and my actor friends.

Okay, be jealous, but be safe in the knowledge that you earn lots more money then me.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 10 2012, 12:32 AM BST

Okay, be jealous, but be safe in the knowledge that you earn lots more money then me.

Laughing out loud to that ;)

Feel a sense of achievement from tidying up the bedrooms and getting rid of stuff which is good for charity.

Not so good was learning I'm anal, a hoarder and own far too much polka dot.

Quote: Booo @ August 10 2012, 12:59 AM BST

and own far too much polka dot.

Not possible!

I swear. Even undies, belts and socks.
I gave some away (not the undies).

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