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Did you actually buy that? *vomits*

Top of the bloody page again!

Yes keewik, of course I did. Well.. I needed something to wear for my next JSA assessment.

I hope you bought one for each day of the week.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ August 8 2012, 10:09 PM BST

So.. piqued by envy of the latest sartorial elegance displayed by the local Southampton males, I decided I would have to raid my offshore piggybank and visit a top men's outfitters, lest I be left out and fall by the fashion wayside.. but not for me the delights of Gucci, Armani or Tommy Nutter. Oh no. I decided to go the whole hog, take out a Wonga loan.. and head for the nearest bastion of male haute couture: George at Asda..

..but when I turned the corner at the top of the escalator and spied the first rack of male attire, I started to hallucinate. "Did I 'accidentally' imbibe one of Lee's 'tampons' ( )" I thought to myself. "This just cannot be real." Scared beyond scared at my impending breakdown, I immediately turned tail and headed home..

..but the nightmare continued.. and torn between realities, I just had to Google to see if it could actually be true.. to see if there really were "men" out there who would be seen dead in..

..this:

The truth is horrible.

Then you are, in fact, male.

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Quote: keewik @ August 8 2012, 10:27 PM BST

Then you are, in fact, male.

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I'm a lesbian.

Please be a butch lesbian.

Edited to add a trippy fact: just logged onto my hotmail account and an ad for George came on, with the same onesie on show and also the Union Jack and the black/white versions.

Hmmm. Why would you buy men's clothes, though? You won't have a man's shape.

Quote: Booo @ August 8 2012, 10:37 PM BST

Please be a butch lesbian.

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I'll be anything you like dearie.

Quote: keewik @ August 8 2012, 10:37 PM BST

Hmmm. Why would you buy men's clothes, though? You won't have a man's shape.

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..because I'm a lesbian, trapped in a man's body..

And also taking the piss.

Quote: keewik @ August 8 2012, 10:43 PM BST

And also taking the piss.

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But standing up.

You catch on quick, keewik.

It's not so hard is it? More pisstaking.

Starting to regret the curry we had earlier.

Bit dead here, must be bedtime.

Is that Ben with his teddy?