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Quote: Loopey @ August 8 2012, 1:40 PM BSTJust asked my husband to re-pot my pants.
Wot the L ?
Lets hope he wasnt planning on using fertiliser
Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 8 2012, 1:51 PM BSTFILTH
My pants are clean.
Quote: billwill @ August 8 2012, 2:20 PM BSTWot the L ?
Very clever.
Quote: sootyj @ August 8 2012, 2:23 PM BSTLets hope he wasnt planning on using fertiliser
Well we did just get some fertiliser from the garden centre but there were no containers big enough for pants so going to re-pot plants instead. 
There's been a temp in the office today with hair like a girl. Why couldn't it have been an actual girl? 
Quote: chipolata @ August 8 2012, 4:50 PM BSTThere's been a temp in the office today with hair like a girl. Why couldn't it have been an actual girl?
Are you absolutely sure it isn't?
Quote: chipolata @ August 8 2012, 4:50 PM BSTThere's been a temp in the office today with hair like a girl. Why couldn't it have been an actual girl?
Maybe it was. Did you see that programme last night about Gemma Barker? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9020184/Woman-who-tricked-two-teenage-girls-into-relationships-by-disguising-herself-as-a-boy-faces-jail.html
If you missed it, it's on again tonight.
So.. piqued by envy of the latest sartorial elegance displayed by the local Southampton males, I decided I would have to raid my offshore piggybank and visit a top men's outfitters, lest I be left out and fall by the fashion wayside.. but not for me the delights of Gucci, Armani or Tommy Nutter. Oh no. I decided to go the whole hog, take out a Wonga loan.. and head for the nearest bastion of male haute couture: George at Asda..
..but when I turned the corner at the top of the escalator and spied the first rack of male attire, I started to hallucinate. "Did I 'accidentally' imbibe one of Lee's 'tampons' ( 
)" I thought to myself. "This just cannot be real." Scared beyond scared at my impending breakdown, I immediately turned tail and headed home..
..but the nightmare continued.. and torn between realities, I just had to Google to see if it could actually be true.. to see if there really were "men" out there who would be seen dead in..
The truth is horrible.
To be fair, the wearers of those are hipster kids. I wouldn't call them men.
I was thinking about getting a onesie the other day as my flat gets ridiculously cold in the winter and I want something to lounge about it. I'll probably just settle for a nice Lonsdale fleece tracksuit though as I can't imagine a onesie is too comfortable.
I very nearly bought a onesie in Primark. For it was in the form of a dinosaur.
Anyway, what did you get, Stylee?
Quote: Booo @ August 8 2012, 10:18 PM BSTAnyway, what did you get, Stylee?
