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Quote: Loopey @ August 6 2012, 7:47 PM BST

White chocolate and buttercream sponge, millionaires shortbread, coffee butterfly buns, vanilla butterfly buns, chocolate fridge cake, chocolate cake with chocolate buttercream, chocolate icing, covered in chocolate flakes and chocolate sweets and fudge, Viennese whirls, three layered sponge with jam and buttercream covered with fondant icing, cream teas – everything home made.

Holy Jesusing Buggery. Lovey

Quote: Loopey @ August 6 2012, 7:47 PM BST

White chocolate and buttercream sponge, millionaires shortbread, coffee butterfly buns, vanilla butterfly buns, chocolate fridge cake, chocolate cake with chocolate buttercream, chocolate icing, covered in chocolate flakes and chocolate sweets and fudge, Viennese whirls, three layered sponge with jam and buttercream covered with fondant icing, cream teas – everything home made. There were savoury things too but who wants those when there is cake?

I think I could have broken my cakes vows for any of that.

Hmmm, cakeheaven...

Quote: Shandonbelle @ August 6 2012, 7:45 PM BST

I will definitely give one of those a go, maybe later in the summer if I have the cash!

I will definitely be in Sheringham later in the summer.
The Lobster is a good place to eat and the Two Lifeboats on the seafront used to be but not been there for a while. You might like http://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/sheringham-park/. There is a nice theatre there with some good shows and the North Norfolk Railway is worth a visit.

Here is a great place to eat in Holkam http://www.holkham.co.uk/victoria/
There is a beautiful beach there and Holkham Hall is a lovely place to visit.

Oo, I am wishing I was there now.

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Sick

Quote: Loopey @ August 6 2012, 8:02 PM BST

I will definitely be in Sheringham later in the summer.
The Lobster is a good place to eat and the Two Lifeboats on the seafront used to be but not been there for a while. You might like http://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/sheringham-park/. There is a nice theatre there with some good shows and the North Norfolk Railway is worth a visit.

Here is a great place to eat in Holkam http://www.holkham.co.uk/victoria/
There is a beautiful beach there and Holkham Hall is a lovely place to visit.

Oo, I am wishing I was there now.

Swanage, Weymouth and Ryde are my big 3.

The best thing for Sootyj is when there's a really good pier.

Quote: Booo @ August 6 2012, 7:52 PM BST

I think I could have broken my cakes vows for any of that.

Hmmm, cakeheaven...

Yeah, who wants rice pudding, butter and spaghetti? You could also have had homemade quiche, cheese and ham or cheese and onion, short crust pastry sausage rolls, cheese straws, cheese and pineapple, home made pasta salads, cous cous..

F**king hell, sooty.

:O >_< :S Unimpressed :D

Quote: Loopey @ August 6 2012, 8:06 PM BST

Yeah, who wants rice pudding, butter and spaghetti? You could also have had homemade quiche, cheese and ham or cheese and onion, short crust pastry sausage rolls, cheese straws, cheese and pineapple, home made pasta salads, cous cous..

This is more and more sounding like a loser's list of unwon food prizes: "and here is what you could have won..."

Quote: zooo @ August 6 2012, 8:04 PM BST

Sick

Bizarley there's loads of them.

There's a mad new US trend where you have a scan to tell the gender of the baby

Give it unread to a baker who makes you. a cake. And then you have a party slice the cake and if its pink icing its a girl, blue its a boy.

Laughing out loud

If it's brown icing then you're getting a divorce.

Quote: Booo @ August 6 2012, 8:08 PM BST

This is more and more sounding like a loser's list of unwon food prizes: "and here is what you could have won..."

Oh, I forgot, three different kinds of cheesecake, key lime pie, I'll remember some more in a minute.

Quote: sootyj @ August 6 2012, 8:11 PM BST

If it's brown icing then you're getting a divorce.

:O

I love a posh sausage roll.

Had a scotch egg the other day that was made with black pudding.

Fantastic.

Quote: Loopey @ August 6 2012, 8:15 PM BST

Oh, I forgot, three different kinds of cheesecake, key lime pie, I'll remember some more in a minute.

Do you have a big family?

Quote: Loopey @ August 6 2012, 8:15 PM BST

:O

A slightly racist joke based on the assumption we are speaking of a caucasian couple.

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