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Quote: zooo @ August 3 2012, 10:20 PM BST

You must have blocked it out, Booo!

The Thing is one of the scariest and bestest films ever made.

I thought Renegade was talking about The Fly? Don't confuse me even more!

Quote: Lee @ August 3 2012, 10:18 PM BST

The Thing is my most favourite example of this. Genius.

If you want to be messed up mentally for life, watch a film called Society - which features a bizarre flesh orgy at the end.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 3 2012, 10:22 PM BST

I can't help it if 'life' happens to me and I can't be on the BCG 24/7. Trust me, I do try avoid being so socialable, but I'm so damn lovable (apparently) that I keep getting invited out.

Was planning to stay in this weekend, but nope, out tomorrow night now. :(

Which is fine, but upon returning don't tell people they're wussbags.
We all have feelings and are not robots.
Teary

You big meanie, RC!

Quote: Booo @ August 3 2012, 10:25 PM BST

We all have feelings

You lot have too many feelings. Sort yourselves out and stop moaning. ;)

Quote: Harridan @ August 3 2012, 10:26 PM BST

You big meanie, RC!

Laughing out loud

Quote: Booo @ August 3 2012, 10:23 PM BST

I thought Renegade was talking about The Fly? Don't confuse me even more!

No, so was I! I just then switched to The Thing in an annoyingly confusing manner!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 3 2012, 10:23 PM BST

If you want to be messed up mentally for life, watch a film called Society - which features a bizarre flesh orgy at the end.

I'VE SEEN THAT!

It was f**king disgusting.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 3 2012, 10:31 PM BST

You lot have too many feelings. Sort yourselves out and stop moaning. ;)

You are totally right, of course. I wish I was as big and strong as you, you do inspire me.

I have just found the perfect 'thank you' birthday present for you, which I've posted elsewhere on this forum. Don't worry, I haven't found out when it is but I know your starsign and that gives me a whole month.

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2012, 10:32 PM BST

I'VE SEEN THAT!

It was f**king disgusting.

Like The Human Centipede?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 3 2012, 10:23 PM BST

If you want to be messed up mentally for life, watch a film called Society - which features a bizarre flesh orgy at the end.

Tis a very good film indeed.

Quote: Booo @ August 3 2012, 10:36 PM BST

Like The Human Centipede?

Hmm, possibly even worse than that.

Quote: Booo @ August 3 2012, 10:36 PM BST

Don't worry, I haven't found out when it is but I know your starsign and that gives me a whole month.

You have more then a whole month, unless you don't know what my starsign is?

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2012, 10:32 PM BST

I'VE SEEN THAT!

It was f**king disgusting.

*can almost hear sootyj running towards his keyboard breathlessly to edit out of context*

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 3 2012, 10:43 PM BST

You have more then a whole month, unless you don't know what my starsign is?

I do know, I didn't mean counting from now. I meant I don't know the actual day so I have a whole month in which to ask every day, 'is it today?', in an annoying fashion.

And now you've more or less given me more of a target. :D

Some poor kid in customer service has been foolish enough to try and fob me off with a stock "no refunds, go f**k yourself" response. You just don't know what you've done, silly boy.

Hey Renegade what was your defence for pinching ladies bums on the underground?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 3 2012, 10:31 PM BST

You lot have too many feeling ups. Sort yourselves out and stop moaning. ;)

Did it work?

Quote: sootyj @ August 3 2012, 10:59 PM BST

Hey Renegade what was your defence for pinching ladies bums on the underground?

They had nice bums.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 3 2012, 11:00 PM BST

They had nice bums.

Use the Albert Haddock defence . .

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