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Quote: Gavin @ July 31 2012, 3:20 PM BST

Have you seen those awesome Christmas lights that light up to Music? Look brilliant. I want a house that lights up green and Pink to Bach.

Ooh that would be fun. Some nice white lights and a bit of the London Philharmonic Orchestra please!

Quote: keewik @ July 31 2012, 3:22 PM BST

Get to the psychiatrist quickly! :O

:P

Have to get ready to go out again! This time to Covent Garden to hear some film maker friends perform a live reading of their script.

I have decided to walk there in an effort to get what you humans call 'exercise'. Just looked it up on the map, it am miles and shit.

Have fun til tomorrow peeps!

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Are you actuallyu a serial killer trying to ise this forum as an alibi?

I have been left in charge of a bonzai tree over the summer. I went away for the weekend and it seems to have died in that space of time. I don't suppose gluing the leaves back on will help?

Oops. If you've given it a water it might come back to life. I did that with a VERY dead, limp Basil plant last week.

Although Bonsai and Basil are a tad different...

Just water it or smash the pot its in and scatter them around a big tree and. Say it grew and it got away

I was supposed to be looking after a friend's hamster while she was on holiday and it died on the first day :O
I was tempted to say the cat ate it but I haven't got a cat.

Quote: billwill @ July 31 2012, 2:17 PM BST

Well yours is easy.

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http://www.british-sign.co.uk/fingerspelling.php

My sign name is 'flower' then 'pink.' I find most adult learners find swear words the easiest signs to remember ;)

Quote: zooo @ July 31 2012, 7:07 PM BST

Oops. If you've given it a water it might come back to life. I did that with a VERY dead, limp Basil plant last week.

Although Bonsai and Basil are a tad different...

It looks quite dead. I don't know what happened! I was specifically asked to look after this thing because it was an emotionally gifted tree from neighbours who are moving away at the end of August, but they're staying here for a few days before they leave so we need to keep it alive at least until then! Tempted to blame it on the cleaner... BAD Harridan!

In other news...where is all the bloody comedy? There is literally nothing on the TV iPlayer that isn't a repeat or in Welsh! At this rate I'll end up reading a book! :O

Quote: Harridan @ July 31 2012, 9:15 PM BST

It looks quite dead. I don't know what happened!

Bonsai can need watering every day because of their tiny root systems. If your family didn't tell you this, it's their fault.

Quote: Nogget @ July 31 2012, 9:17 PM BST

Bonsai can need watering every day because of their tiny root systems. If your family didn't tell you this, it's their fault.

What a pain in the arse! Well, they knew I wasn't going to be here everyday, so tough luck, Mr Tree.

Blame it on the dog.

He weed on it.

Whilst wagging her tale and smiling.

Quote: Harridan @ July 31 2012, 7:03 PM BST

I have been left in charge of a bonzai tree over the summer. I went away for the weekend and it seems to have died in that space of time. I don't suppose gluing the leaves back on will help?

I had a friend who had a bonzai tree business, he was so successful he moved to smaller premises!

Quote: Marc P @ July 31 2012, 10:08 PM BST

I had a friend who had a bonzai tree business, he was so successful he moved to smaller premises!

Laughing out loud

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