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Quote: Harridan @ July 27 2012, 3:08 PM BST

I have to wash the dog now. She hates it so much that she intentionally pissed on me once while I was wahing her. I think she hates it, but maybe she's just a pervert....

Hang on is it your employers dog, or your dog?

Booooooooo! You naughty chicken.

Quote: sootyj @ July 27 2012, 6:54 PM BST

Hang on is it your employers dog, or your dog?

Employers' dog. They were taking her to Europe in the car and she stank.

In other news I am off work until September and I am soooo happy :D

Quote: zooo @ July 27 2012, 7:10 PM BST

Booooooooo! You naughty chicken.

:P

I shall lay a little egg for you in shame.

Quote: Harridan @ July 27 2012, 7:19 PM BST

Employers' dog. They were taking her to Europe in the car and she stank.

In other news I am off work until September and I am soooo happy :D

*clinks glasses with Harridan*

Quote: Harridan @ July 27 2012, 7:19 PM BST

Employers' dog. They were taking her to Europe in the car and she stank.

In other news I am off work until September and I am soooo happy :D

If I had a nanny, a dog, a child, a car, a continent to explore or even a large bucket.

I'd never treat my nanny like that.

So do you still live with them over the summer, or do you live somewhere else?

Quote: Booo @ July 27 2012, 7:21 PM BST

:P

I shall lay a little egg for you in shame

Laughing out loud

Quote: sootyj @ July 27 2012, 7:23 PM BST

If I had a nanny, a dog, a child, a car, a continent to explore or even a large bucket.

I'd never treat my nanny like that.

I'm not a slave! I work for money! They pay me to do things like looking after their kids and washing their dog occasionally. They're also paying me in full for the next month while I stay in their house and use their internet and watch their TV!

zooo, I hope you're not trying to do a sooty, I'm afraid that didn't work.
;)

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Quote: Booo @ July 27 2012, 7:29 PM BST

zooo, I hope you're not trying to do a sooty, I'm afraid that didn't work.
;)

Lolll, I would never even attempt it.

Quote: Harridan @ July 27 2012, 7:27 PM BST

I'm not a slave! I work for money! They pay me to do things like looking after their kids and washing their dog occasionally. They're also paying me in full for the next month while I stay in their house and use their internet and watch their TV!

Will their internet and TV be working while they're away?

Quote: Booo @ July 27 2012, 7:29 PM BST

zooo, I hope you're not trying to do sooty or I'll pull your hair, I'm afraid that didn't work.
;)

No it was quite menacing.

This sin't going Crying Game is it?

Quote: Booo @ July 27 2012, 7:30 PM BST

Will their internet and TV be working while they're away?

Yes, but with the kids away I'll have to wind the electricity generator myself.

Do they have a big posh house?

Quote: Harridan @ July 27 2012, 7:32 PM BST

Yes, but with the kids away I'll have to wind the electricity generator myself.

Well atleast you'll only have to flog yourself once a week.

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