I AM BORED.
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Odd sort of a day. I was on a tram in Croydon when this madwoman flashed her hooters at me.
Then I saw this guy in a hat being chased down the street by a small tortoiseshell.
Quote: Tursiops @ July 22 2012, 12:31 AM BSTThen I saw this guy in a hat being chased down the street by a small tortoiseshell.
Was he throwing banana skins as well?
In which I case I think you were playing Mariokart.
Evening.
Morning!
Jesus Christ.
Someone get me some bacon and eggs and strong tea.
Thanks.
Will Cam is having a good start to the day:
followed by breakfast in bed while he read yesterday's paper. He is still there.
Tursiops is having breakfast; or possibly elevenses.
*points out he is not in bed with Tursiops
Quote: Tursiops @ July 22 2012, 11:20 AM BSTTursiops is having breakfast; or possibly elevenses.
I just had to Google that. Over in this little part of the world we call it morning tea. I was thinking you meant some kind of little pastry thing like petit fours.
Toasted teacake !
Quote: Will Cam @ July 22 2012, 11:37 AM BST*points out he is not in bed with Tursiops
I woke up and there was just a dent in the mattress and a lingering scent of nutty slack and damp whippet.
How to tell if your life is aimless and pointless
How does the following expression make you feel?
"Krull is on channel 5"
Quote: sootyj @ July 22 2012, 12:44 PM BSTHow to tell if your life is aimless and pointless
How does the following expression make you feel?
"Krull is on channel 5"
I don't know what Krull is. What does that mean.