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Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 21 2012, 3:46 PM BST
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My neighbourhood has gone from acceptable to a shit hole overnight.

Some government shit opened 2 "Foyer projects" for mentally ill alcoholics and drug addicts.

Sootyj is thoroughly pissed off being begged off 2-3 times a day (no he never gives anything)

and stepping over passed out scumbags.

Quote: dellas @ July 21 2012, 8:12 PM BST

;) TB do you mean me or Booo?, my tipple is white/red wine and the sarnies were a mix of 'cheese and pickle' 'ham salad' and 'egg mayonnaise'.

Love G@T but can drink it very fast so not advisable, I get pissed so OH has barred spirits Rolling eyes

I meant you! Eww to the egg sarnie.

But you love the disadvantaged!

Egg sandwiches is one of those that are either fantastic or terrible

Theres a cafe near my work I'd love to goto for a sandwich on a busy day

But they sell preput together sandwiches with cold fried eggs, they then microwave

thats so wrong, I can't trust anything else they might sell

microwaved fried eggs, people like that could kill with out conciense.

Tonight in Asda I noticed that they were selling a frozen bacon sandwich !

In a bun, not bread.

Simply microwave Sick

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 21 2012, 10:13 PM BST

Tonight in Asda I noticed that they were selling a frozen bacon sandwich !

In a bun, not bread.

Simply microwave Sick

It comes to something when you can't make a bacon sandwich yourself.

Quote: TopBanana @ July 21 2012, 10:02 PM BST

I meant you! Eww to the egg sarnie.

Word.

Today I have been made to jump by not just a cat, but also a butterfly.

Fresh egg sandwich, when the boiled eggs still warm and its not completely squished in with the mayo.

But supermarket egg sandwich yeuch!

Quote: Ben @ July 21 2012, 10:53 PM BST

Today I have been made to jump by not just a cat, but also a butterfly.

I can top that. Today a flying ant flew down my top and in a moment of complete panic I squeaked, stood up and then pulled my top down so that I could get it out, revealing my bra to a very busy tram, which I had to remain on for 4 more stops. The man opposite me got a real eyeful, poor man.

Quote: Ben @ July 21 2012, 10:53 PM BST

Today I have been made to jump by not just a cat, but also a butterfly.

Think yourself lucky. All this rain's decimated the butterfly pop.

Trams mean you were in Croyden

I doubt anyone blinked.

You could eat someones face on a tram in Croyden and no one would care. Unless you didnt swipe your oyster.

Quote: Harridan @ July 21 2012, 11:23 PM BST

I can top that. Today a flying ant flew down my top and in a moment of complete panic I squeaked, stood up and then pulled my top down so that I could get it out, revealing my bra to a very busy tram, which I had to remain on for 4 more stops. The man opposite me got a real eyeful, poor man.

Laughing out loud
At least you brightened up his day.

Quote: zooo @ July 21 2012, 11:48 PM BST

Laughing out loud
At least you brightened up his day.

I think I startled him more than anything! Suddenly having a pair of G-cups in your face must be quite terrifying!

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