Quote: Lazzard @ July 20 2012, 6:16 PM BSTBack in the green & pleasant after a day in Slough.
I may have two showers.
I went to Slough once. Whole town smells of piss.
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Have just advised the TV to f**k off after yet more shite about the Olympic torch.
Quote: Harridan @ July 20 2012, 8:46 PM BSTI went to Slough once. Whole town smells of piss.
Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough!
It isn't fit for humans now,
There isn't grass to graze a cow.
Swarm over, Death!
Come, bombs and blow to smithereens
Those air -conditioned, bright canteens,
Tinned fruit, tinned meat, tinned milk, tinned beans,
Tinned minds, tinned breath.
Mess up the mess they call a town-
A house for ninety-seven down
And once a week a half a crown
For twenty years.
And get that man with double chin
Who'll always cheat and always win,
Who washes his repulsive skin
In women's tears:
And smash his desk of polished oak
And smash his hands so used to stroke
And stop his boring dirty joke
And make him yell.
But spare the bald young clerks who add
The profits of the stinking cad;
It's not their fault that they are mad,
They've tasted Hell.
It's not their fault they do not know
The birdsong from the radio,
It's not their fault they often go
To Maidenhead
And talk of sport and makes of cars
In various bogus-Tudor bars
And daren't look up and see the stars
But belch instead.
In labour-saving homes, with care
Their wives frizz out peroxide hair
And dry it in synthetic air
And paint their nails.
Come, friendly bombs and fall on Slough
To get it ready for the plough.
The cabbages are coming now;
The earth exhales.
and Harridan thinks you smell of piss
Sootyj is doing the I got paid dance!
Mehhh I get paid every thursday
Ain't no biggy
True but I don't have to wank off MPs outside Westminster tube, so Sootyj has the win on this I'm afraid.
Quote: sootyj @ July 20 2012, 11:00 PM BSTTrue but I don't have to wank off MPs outside Westminster tube, so Sootyj has the win on this I'm afraid.
Ouch!
poor Booo lofthouse isnt very good, I don't think he even likes his job.
Quote: sootyj @ July 20 2012, 11:20 PM BSTpoor Booo lofthouse isnt very good, I don't think he even likes his job.
Do the MPs?
meh he charges a small enough amount that they claim it on expenses.
Beyond that they don't care about his Ski Sunday hand motion.
Reasonable.
Quote: sootyj @ July 20 2012, 10:55 PM BST
The first bit of that is how I imagine DaButt's neighborhood to be . .
Da Butt has been quiet? where is He? OH Dear not in Denver?
It's too hot. Chip's sick of the warm weather already.
Spoiler, We need some sun here.