Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 20 2012, 1:09 AM BST.. the limbless ones are putting me off my dinner - and the midget swimmer lady freaks my shit - though the wheelchair rugby ones are okay - but please, no blind people if their eyes are all weird. Normal looking magoos, fine, but the crossed eyed gross ones with a milky eyeball, no way.
That must make everyday life very restricting for you.
Quote: Loopey @ July 20 2012, 1:00 PM BSTThat must make everyday life very restricting for you.
It was a joke Loopey, I didn't actually write to the news channels asking them to remove paralympians during dinner time.
And as Elliot Gil has pointed out, it's a bumper wank bonanza for the amputee fetishists out there. So every cloud, etc.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 20 2012, 1:09 AM BST
Quite upset with the responses I got from BBC, ITV and Channel 4 News to my complaints about the Olympics.
I had just one simple request - Could they not show the paralympians on the early evening news as the limbless ones are putting me off my dinner - and the midget swimmer lady freaks my shit - though the wheelchair rugby ones are okay - but please, no blind people if their eyes are all weird. Normal looking magoos, fine, but the crossed eyed gross ones with a milky eyeball, no way.
But did they show me any sympathy? No, apparently I'm the bad guy.
Bah!
this is wrong on so many levels.............but it made me belly laugh 
Quote: lofthouse @ July 20 2012, 11:24 AM BSTSurely she'd just go round and round in circles?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 20 2012, 1:16 PM BSTIt was a joke Loopey, I didn't actually write to the news channels asking them to remove paralympians during dinner time.
And as Elliot Gil has pointed out, it's a bumper wank bonanza for the amputee fetishists out there. So every cloud, etc.
I didn't think you did actually write to them! My response was tongue in cheek - ie, you can't watch them on TV so you can't cope with them anywhere, thereby restricting your own existence so the joke's on you.
Quote: lofthouse @ July 20 2012, 11:24 AM BSTSurely she'd just go round and round in circles?
Actually she need not. Next time you go swimming try doing it with only one arm & you might be surprised.
Or you might drown, depending on how good a swimmer you are.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 20 2012, 1:09 AM BST
I had just one simple request - Could they not show the paralympians on the early evening news as the limbless ones are putting me off my dinner - and the midget swimmer lady freaks my shit - though the wheelchair rugby ones are okay - but please, no blind people if their eyes are all weird. Normal looking magoos, fine, but the crossed eyed gross ones with a milky eyeball, no way.
But did they show me any sympathy? No, apparently I'm the bad guy.
Bah!
Pah!
Is nothing safe from Carpark's acid reign?
Quote: Loopey @ July 20 2012, 1:24 PM BST
Phew! I thought this was going to be another BCG storm in a teacup. I am more then happy to have the joke on me this time.
Points at RC and laughs and says 'ner-ner, ner-ner-ner'
Take this as a warning though, R.C. Don't get on the wrong side of Loops. I've seen her rip a mans ears off with her bare hands. And she wasn't even pissed off at him, it was just boredom on her behalf.
She's mental.
Quote: Lee @ July 20 2012, 1:44 PM BSTTake this as a warning though, R.C. Don't get on the wrong side of Loops. I've seen her rip a mans ears off with her bare hands. And she wasn't even pissed off at him, it was just boredom on her behalf.
She's mental.
Tis true. Indeed tis true. Feeling a bit bored now....
*covers ears*
Quote: Lee @ July 20 2012, 1:44 PM BSTShe's mental.
Making fun of mental illness is no laughing matter Lee. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Then how can it be making fun, if it is not fun?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 20 2012, 2:05 PM BSTMaking fun of mental illness is no laughing matter Lee. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Fair point, it's just coincidence I am known as Loopey. But let's forget all that and have a jolly good time instead. I'm just putting some ears and a couple of kneecaps on the barbecue if anyone's hungry.
Nipples and lips please