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Morning!

Kippers!

hows it going chaps?

I just woke up after some much-needed sleep. My cat has puked on the carpet. :(

Quote: DaButt @ July 18 2012, 2:29 PM BST

I just woke up after some much-needed sleep. My cat has puked on the carpet. :(

ouch. unlucky dude.

Quote: DaButt @ July 18 2012, 2:29 PM BST

I just woke up after some much-needed sleep. My cat has puked on the carpet. :(

Blow that fleabag away, claim the magic marker poisoning has affected your brain.

Poor kitty. Might be just a furball, sometimes they look similar.

Quote: sootyj @ July 18 2012, 2:33 PM BST

Blow that fleabag away

I think he's on his way out. He's 15 and has always been healthy, but he seemed lighter when I picked him up the other day.

Quote: DaButt @ July 18 2012, 2:47 PM BST

I think he's on his way out. He's 15 and has always been healthy, but he seemed lighter when I picked him up the other day.

Maybe your just stronger?

Quote: zooo @ July 18 2012, 2:39 PM BST

Might be just a furball, sometimes they look similar.

It was actual puke. He pukes 3-5 times before finally hacking up the hairball. It happens every 2 weeks or so., so I'm constantly cleaning up the nasty stuff. Sick

No more cats once ol' Butch goes to that great litter box in the sky.

Have you taken him to the vet about it?

Quote: Gavin @ July 18 2012, 2:48 PM BST

Maybe your just stronger?

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ July 18 2012, 2:55 PM BST

Have you taken him to the vet about it?

Nope. He has no symptoms, isn't in pain, jumps on the furniture like normal and is his usual annoying self. He's old and he'll die in the next few years; when he gets sick, feeble or in pain I'll have him put down. I'll miss the little bastard, but he had a good life.

Quote: DaButt @ July 18 2012, 3:10 PM BST

Laughing out loud

Nope. He has no symptoms, isn't in pain, jumps on the furniture like normal and is his usual annoying self. He's old and he'll die in the next few years; when he gets sick, feeble or in pain I'll have him put down. I'll miss the little bastard, but he had a good life.

Is this OldRocker we're talking about...

Quote: Loopey @ July 18 2012, 12:31 PM BST

Film it on the beach, the sandal make a nice backdrop. Call it The Winkle Pickers.
If you want a cat I am sure you can sneaker in somehow. If it's a male cat heel be just as good.

Shoely that's just too many puns for one message.
Whistling nnocently

That's enough. These are getting a bit sole destroying now.

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