Thanks for that sooty. Now I can't eat Wispas and my sitcom episode will be appalling. You have ruined my career. I shall be bedraggled and morose and malnourished and poverty-striken. Me and the cat are coming to live in your flat. Get some beers in.
Quote: AJGO @ July 17 2012, 8:02 PM BSTThanks for that sooty. Now I can't eat Wispas and my sitcom episode will be appalling.
You bigot. You'd eat them if a robot made the gas. Robophiliac.
Quote: AJGO @ July 17 2012, 8:02 PM BSTI shall be bedraggled and morose and malnourished and poverty-striken.
In fairness it's not a very long journey is it.
Quote: AJGO @ July 17 2012, 8:02 PM BSTThanks for that sooty. Now I can't eat Wispas and my sitcom episode will be appalling. You have ruined my career. I shall be bedraggled and morose and malnourished and poverty-striken. Me and the cat are coming to live in your flat. Get some beers in.
I can't see how sooty revealing how he helps make Wispas will lead to such a significant improvement to your personal habits and prospects.
Oh no you didn't!
Quote: sootyj @ July 17 2012, 8:28 PM BSTOh no you didn't!
I did. 
Quote: sootyj @ July 17 2012, 8:08 PM BSTIn fairness it's not a very long journey is it.
I... but, I... um... hmm.
I brushed my hair just last week I'll have you know 
Quote: Rob H @ July 17 2012, 8:25 PM BSTI can't see how sooty revealing how he helps make Wispas will lead to such a significant improvement to your personal habits and prospects.
I just really fancied a Wispa or four.
You have both really hurt my feelings. To the extent that I'm going to the pub. Good Day to you *Flicks scarf over shoulder haughtily and huffs off, not looking where she's going and walks straight into a doorframe as per bleeding usual*
Walked into a door?
So you dated that charming wideboy who was pursuing you?
He did sound veeerrry lovely.
I wish I was in a pub. I'm currently sorting out washing. I appear to wear 4 times fewer clothes than anyone else in this bloody house.
Well you are so very pretty?
Quote: sootyj @ July 17 2012, 9:10 PM BSTWell you are so very pretty?
For the last time, 'ruggedly handsome' is the phrase you're looking for.
Rugged mountains don't have a purty mouth.
Quote: sootyj @ July 17 2012, 9:16 PM BSTRugged mountains don't have a purty mouth.
Fair point. 
In other news, Rob has a half a day of work left and then six and a half weeks off. 
God, Wispa bars are lovely...must seek one out tomorrow, Sootyj farts an all.
Have you ever tried one with synthetic robot farts?
You'd be thanking Sootyj if you had.
I much prefer your more natural milky ones.