British Comedy Guide

Status report Page 4,609

I'm not gay but even I'd have a dabble with hitler

He was well fit

Apart from the one bollock.

After abandoning trying to learn since I last posted about it, much to everyone's extreme interest, you remember!, I have now got to do some writing for pay and so have restarted trying to learn to play Fur Elise. I have mastered three whole notes of the left hand. I am terribly pleased with myself, except for the lingering guilt that I should be working.

Quote: lofthouse @ July 4 2012, 8:46 PM BST

I'm not gay but even I'd have a dabble with hitler

:D

There's something about a man in uniform. Good job, dog lover, vegetarian, interested in music, architecture, foreign cultures and had his own chaffeur driven Mercedes. I'm telling you, his e-Harmony advert would have been swamped.

Quote: AJGO @ July 4 2012, 8:51 PM BST

After abandoning trying to learn since I last posted about it, much to everyone's extreme interest, you remember!, I have now got to do some writing for pay and so have restarted trying to learn to play Fur Elise. I have mastered three whole notes of the left hand. I am terribly pleased with myself, except for the lingering guilt that I should be working.

Is that on the piano?

You reminded me of a lovely Cure song, with that post.

Quote: AJGO @ July 4 2012, 8:51 PM BST

I have mastered three whole notes of the left hand.

I used to write notes on my hands too, mainly before exams.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 4 2012, 8:57 PM BST

:D

There's something about a man in uniform. Good job, dog lover, vegetarian, interested in music, architecture, foreign cultures and had his own chaffeur driven Mercedes.

Exactly

Plus it's a well known fact that mass murdering, psychotic, anti-Semites make amazing, imaginative lovers

He can invade my underpants anytime he likes

Quote: Booo @ July 4 2012, 8:58 PM BST

Is that on the piano?

You reminded me of a lovely Cure song, with that post.

It is.
If The Cure are claiming they wrote Fur Elise though I think they might be lying

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 4 2012, 8:58 PM BST

I used to write notes on my hands too, mainly before exams.

RC poppet, 'L' and 'R' doesn't count

:D

Quote: AJGO @ July 4 2012, 9:06 PM BST

It is.
If The Cure are claiming they wrote Fur Elise though I think they might be lying

:D
No, Letter To Elise.

I have written half a page. It is excellent. Mainly because of the introduction of a character called Laura ;)

I'm a bit confused (what's new) but is there a connection with learning Fur Elise (love that tune) and the writing?

Quote: AJGO @ July 4 2012, 9:06 PM BST

RC poppet, 'L' and 'R' doesn't count

:D

Quote: AJGO @ July 4 2012, 9:14 PM BST

I have written half a page. It is excellent. Mainly because of the introduction of a character called Laura ;)

Lovey

Quote: AJGO @ July 4 2012, 9:06 PM BST

RC poppet, 'L' and 'R' doesn't count

Is that why you buy your underpants from C&A? (oh yes, I went there - the joke, not your pants) ;)

Quote: Shandonbelle @ July 4 2012, 9:16 PM BST

I'm a bit confused (what's new) but is there a connection with learning Fur Elise (love that tune) and the writing?

Nope, just getting around to doing something I meant to do for ages because now I'm supposed to be doing something else!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 4 2012, 9:20 PM BST

Is that why you buy your underpants from C&A? (oh yes, I went there - the joke, not your pants) ;)

When I posted I thought 'should I refer to that joke?' and I thought 'no, surely no-one would go that low (the joke, not my pants).
And the Bristol City post goes up the charts of respectability, wow

Share this page