Quote: Gavin @ June 29 2012, 12:34 AM BST...
Not all guys are bad.
Just the good looking sexy ones. 
Status report Page 4,585
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 29 2012, 12:36 AM BSTJust the good looking sexy ones.
Bad to the Bone.
In more mundane Status Report news, I got my hair cut today...by an Iraqi. Nothing radical, just a trim as my current mop was getting too bothersome to deal with and was acting like a warm hat in the hot weather.
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ June 29 2012, 1:20 AM BSTIs it Halal?
Probably, the local gentlemens hairdresser...or barbers as they once were known in the dark times...had a hodge podge of middle eastern and North African types working there - Egyptians, Iraqis, Tunisians.
I did remark 'that this place is like having your own Arab Spring', but I think the joke fell flat.
I've suddenly realized, I'm running out of Money.
Day of reckoning. Also my first night away from home in a relay long time. Double bah!
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 29 2012, 7:29 AM BSTDay of reckoning. Also my first night away from home in a relay long time. Double bah!
Deep breaths. Good luck and go stun them (in a good way)!
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 29 2012, 7:29 AM BSTDay of reckoning. Also my first night away from home in a relay long time. Double bah!
Youll be $ore fantastic than an equine detective series
Featuring Black beauty and Shergar
RC reminded me of when I went looking for a barbers one Sunday morning.
The only one open was an Asian shop.
I went in and the Chief Asian guy was extremely nice and charming.
I got the impression that not many middle aged white men wandered in there.
He told me it was £3 for a haircut (aye three pounds) or £5 for the full monty - full monty please.
They sat me at the sink - facing it - and without preamble my whole head was dunked under the water.
Then a flurry of hands came under the water washing my hair, face and the lot. Fingers went inside my ears and up my nose vigourously cleaning out these areas.
Then up for a red hot towel around my chops and a cut-throat razor shave followed by some scented oils rubbed in.
Then the haircut and more scented oils in my hair.
I walked out feeling wonderful 
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ June 29 2012, 8:44 AM BSTI went in and the Chief Asian guy was extremely nice and charming.
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ June 29 2012, 8:44 AM BSTI got the impression that not many middle aged white men wandered in there.
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ June 29 2012, 8:44 AM BST£5 for the full monty - full monty please.
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ June 29 2012, 8:44 AM BSTThen a flurry of hands came under the
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ June 29 2012, 8:44 AM BSTFingers went inside my
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ June 29 2012, 8:44 AM BSTThen up for a red hot towel around my
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ June 29 2012, 8:44 AM BSTI walked out feeling wonderful
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 29 2012, 7:29 AM BSTDay of reckoning. Also my first night away from home in a relay long time. Double bah!
Woo! \0/ Go Nat Go!
Knock 'em dead kiddo! And if they don't laugh, knock 'em dead literally with your guitar.
Yeah, best of luck Nat
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 29 2012, 7:29 AM BSTDay of reckoning. Also my first night away from home in a relay long time. Double bah!
You'll be fabulous darling. The songs are good.
SO I just had a fun adventure to take my mind off my impending failure. IN MY FUCKING ROOF. The wind had blown the hatch to the open roof space above the kitchen, bathroom and livingroom open and OF COURSE that means it's f**king cat adventure playground time. The fat stupid one came out happily when I made food noises, but the little flighty one obviously made me get all the way in to the roof and chase her out, the little bastard. I'm lucky there isn't a Nat shaped hole in the kitchen ceiling.
Alos, thanks everyone. Keep it coming.
Say something nice about my hair.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 29 2012, 12:19 PM BST
Say something nice about my hair.
Your hair reminds me of a tramp's wanger?