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Has a man been a shit? :(

Quote: Booo @ June 28 2012, 10:54 PM BST

Surely the world isn't full of time-wasting, double-standards liars?

Are you sure you're not deliberating targeting time-wasting, double standards liars on a subconcious level? Are you trapped in a cycle of attraction that ultimately leads to disappointment? Do you ignore the voice in your head that warns you when you are getting into such situations?

Or are you just a typical woman and therefore mentals?

;)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 28 2012, 10:59 PM BST

Are you sure you're not deliberating targeting time-wasting, double standards liars on a subconcious level? Are you trapped in a cycle of attraction that ultimately leads to disappointment? Do you ignore the voice in your head that warns you when you are getting into such situations?

Or are you just a typical woman and therefore mentals?

;)

*on Dr RC's couch* I obviously am both a masochist and a mentalist. The voice in my head never warns me, it just eggs me on to jump in blind naively.

(curiously my phone wanted to change masochist to fascist :| )

Quote: zooo @ June 28 2012, 10:56 PM BST

Has a man been a shit? :(

A man's been more than shit. Words fail me.
Never mind.
Women next, or nuns. Or both.

Console

Quote: Booo @ June 28 2012, 11:14 PM BST

*on Dr RC's couch* I obviously am both a masochist and a mentalist. The voice in my head never warns me, it just eggs me on to jump in blind naively.

Yes, that's all very well and good, but I can't carry out a full exam until you take all your clothes off and put your feet in the stirrups. The fact that my surgery is in the back of my van is neither here nor there, it just means I can get to my patients more quickly.

Whistling nnocently

Good luck with the lesbian nuns...oh wait, here it comes...I have a weird boner right now.

Quote: Booo @ June 28 2012, 11:14 PM BST

A man's been more than shit. Words fail me.

Oh and good luck sorting out your situation. You're strong, you'll get through it.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 28 2012, 11:21 PM BST

Yes, that's all very well and good, but I can't carry out a full exam until you take all your clothes off and put your feet in the stirrups. The fact that my surgery is in the back of my van is neither here nor there, it just means I can get to my patients more quickly.

Whistling nnocently

Good luck with the lesbian nuns...oh wait, here it comes...I have a weird boner right now.

Oh and good luck sorting out your situation. You're strong, you'll get through it.

I'll take your vote of confidence and ignore the rest.

Quote: zooo @ June 28 2012, 11:17 PM BST

Console

:)

Evening all

Quote: Gavin @ June 28 2012, 11:57 PM BST

Evening all

I always think you're Chappers cos of your signature. (I know, it's not the same)

Quote: Booo @ June 29 2012, 12:01 AM BST

I always think you're Chappers cos of your signature. (I know, it's not the same)

He posts more than I do :P

Ha, I always think Chappers is Gavin.

Quote: zooo @ June 29 2012, 12:04 AM BST

Ha, I always think Chappers is Gavin.

I can change the banners if it helps, I have the technology.

Quote: Gavin @ June 29 2012, 12:03 AM BST

He posts more than I do :P

I always think he's you an' all.

I also imagine sootyj to look like Joe Wilkinson. RC is Daddy* Duck.

*that's staying.

Quote: Gavin @ June 29 2012, 12:05 AM BST

I can change the banners if it helps, I have the technology.

Naw, no need. As long as you keep having different avatars!

Quote: Booo @ June 28 2012, 10:54 PM BST

I seem to make the same mistake time and time again, never learning.
Surely the world isn't full of time-wasting, double-standards liars?
*joins a nunnery*

Oh Booo. I'd like to say no, but I'm not good at dishonesty, so can just proffer an emoticon Console

...

Not all guys are bad. Just percentage wise high 80's

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