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Quote: Nil Putters @ June 27 2012, 10:03 PM BST
Thank you 
I'm not singing anymore. 
Quote: billwill @ June 27 2012, 4:53 PM BSTSootyJ, Sometimes I suspect that you are an Alien from outer-space.
Is billwill another David Icke conspiracy theorist?
Personally, I can't get enough of 'Our Will Cam' by sootyj, they always make me laugh out loud or Lolzcakes for you Internetz typez.
Interesting thing is I can literally only write them in response to will
Its a parasitic relationship
Quote: sootyj @ June 27 2012, 5:00 PM BSTand how pray tell to human beings think?
Hah, so you are trying to find out our secrets, that 'proves' you are a Sootyian from Arcturus.
Actually I'm from the infinity crater of Mars
so technically I'm a Marshole
Now your just talking out of Uranus
Lofthouse be not proud
I'm not
It's just the way my trousers are rucked up at the front
Fitted a water butt. Doubt we'll ever need it if this weather continues.
Quote: Nogget @ June 28 2012, 11:56 AM BSTFitted a water butt. Doubt we'll ever need it if this weather continues.
Dumb question of the day- what is a water butt?
Saving rain water in
Quote: reds @ June 28 2012, 12:05 PM BSTDumb question of the day- what is a water butt?
Originallya wooden barrel at the bottom of a drain/down pipe to catch/conserve rain water - now made of plastic
A butt plug is something different.
However, it would take one enormous butt to deal with the flash floods we've just had round here (W.Midland) - a blokes car was washed off the Hereford Road!!!
Quote: Lazzard @ June 28 2012, 12:10 PM BSTOriginallya wooden barrel at the bottom of a drain/down pipe to catch/conserve rain water - now made of plastic
A butt plug is something different.However, it would take one enormous butt to deal with the flash floods we've just had round here (W.Midland) - a blokes car was washed off the Hereford Road!!!
Ahhh! we call them water tanks.