50 shades of yarrrrr!
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Quote: Marc P @ June 24 2012, 4:39 PM BSTI have finished writing for the day and shall stroll down to the sea shore now for a pint of doombar. Hoping the six foot four man whom I told to go f**k himself last night is not the sort to hold grudges.
Why did you tell the man to go f**k himself?
Quote: Marc P @ June 24 2012, 4:39 PM BSTI have finished writing for the day and shall stroll down to the sea shore now for a pint of doombar. Hoping the six foot four man whom I told to go f**k himself last night is not the sort to hold grudges.
Don't worry, you know what they say, the bigger they are the harder they hit... I mean fall.
I'm all for your plain speaking though, it's to be applauded.
Quote: AJGO @ June 24 2012, 4:48 PM BSTWhy did you tell the man to go f**k himself?
I'm betting he asked him to sign a book, and then held out one by Mark Billingham. 
Quote: zooo @ June 24 2012, 3:12 PM BSTIt's been making the news, I'm sure everyone's heard of it.
I'm in that camp, so thanks to your good selves on here I've had a look at the back cover and first page on Amazon and my considered conclusion is that someone is 'avin a laugh.
It's outsold Harry Potter.
Why do I find that so depressing?
Because it is!
Reading up on it, it does seem an awful book.
Grey's a stinky perv cos he was abused.
Is that in the books?
Yep, he was essentially molested by a Mrs Robinson type, so seeks out tender young virgins to defile and control.
Oh yeuch, this book makes the story of O look classy.
Sooty books DO influence people-The Bible- Chairman Mao- Mine Kamf etc
eh?
They've written a book about the rankings given to the Irish Keeper at the Euro's.
It's called Fifty Grades of Shay.