Community cannibal diary day 325
Soon he will be fat enough to eat
Then we'll boil him in his own beer
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If I get any fatter they'll need a new pot.
Quote: DaButt @ June 17 2012, 3:25 PM BSTThe nice lady next door just delivered a nice breakfast (eggs, bacon, sausage and English muffin) for Father's Day. I love this neighborhood.
Yummmmm.
Spent hours yesterday photoshopping (well, gimping) my dad's face into Chewbacca's for his Fathers Day card and he didn't even think it looked like him. IT WAS HIS BLOODY FACE, OF COURSE IT LOOKED LIKE HIM. Also dropped the ball and bought him a present I had bought him 5 years previously. I fail at being a daughter.
Well next year do him a jabba the hut card
Without the photoshopping
My neighbors just brought over a big plate of BBQ ribs, sweetcorn and a 6-pack of beer. I'm never leaving this neighborhood.
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New pot purchased
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New pot purchased
I'm overjoyed !
Just been for a number two and, because I was bored, I read the packaging on the Andrex rolls.
Turns out that I'm wiping my arse on the very same product that Her Maj uses !
Imagine my joy at discovering that in Jubilee Year !
Quote: DaButt @ June 17 2012, 3:25 PM BSTThe nice lady next door just delivered a nice breakfast (eggs, bacon, sausage and English muffin) for Father's Day. I love this neighborhood.
I always thought we celebrated Fathers Day on the same day as the U.S. but I guess not as we celebrate it in September.
Quote: Oldrocker @ June 18 2012, 12:42 AM BSTI'm overjoyed !
Just been for a number two and, because I was bored, I read the packaging on the Andrex rolls.
Turns out that I'm wiping my arse on the very same product that Her Maj uses !
Imagine my joy at discovering that in Jubilee Year !
In future will not read this read while eating lunch
Quote: Oldrocker @ June 18 2012, 12:42 AM BSTI'm overjoyed !
Just been for a number two
Age catches up with us all. So I'd like to be the first to congratulate Oldrocker on his successful 'movement'. Keep blasting the prune juice amigo.
Rob is all Mondayed out already. Damn you Monday. *shakes fist*
Same here.
And now you're trying to muscle in on my Monday! Will nothing go right today?
It's my Monday now, bitch.