Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 11 2012, 9:59 PM BSTThat's so mean. They should have waited until you'd gone before saying you look like Danny Baker.
Wait, what?
You either have a frighteningly good memory or a psychic propensity for accurate cussing.
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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 11 2012, 9:59 PM BSTI've heard that, but as I've never eaten asparagus, except once as a child and hating it along with almost all vegetables, I wouldn't know for sure.
Next time I'm at one of Nil Putters kinky swinger parties, I'll wolf some down to see if the ladies notice the difference.
It's true, they do and they attract the ladies (see Nat's own response re the smell). You'll be the hit of the party.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 11 2012, 9:59 PM BSTI've heard that, but as I've never eaten asparagus, except once as a child and hating it along with almost all vegetables, I wouldn't know for sure.
People don't really hate all vegetables, they just haven't had me cook for them before.
Quote: sootyj @ June 11 2012, 10:00 PM BSTHope for Renegade then
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Quote: sootyj @ June 11 2012, 10:01 PM BSTYou either have a frighteningly good memory or a psychic propensity for accurate cussing.
It's more exciting if I let you guess which it is.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 11 2012, 10:02 PM BST
Is that what you look like with your meathole shut?
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 11 2012, 10:02 PM BSTPeople don't really hate all vegetables, they just haven't had me cook for them before.
Or buy them from M&S, when they still made them.
Quote: Booo @ June 11 2012, 10:01 PM BSTIt's true, they do and they attract the ladies
*throws out Tommy Hilfiger and sprays himself with asparagus urine*
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 11 2012, 10:04 PM BST*throws out Tommy Hilfiger and sprays himself with asparagus urine*
The only other smell that tops that in terms of attracting the opposite sex is badger's piss. Seriously.
Quote: Booo @ June 11 2012, 10:03 PM BSTOr buy them from M&S, when they still made them.
Oh yes if we are.talking about asparagus lasagna. I've never tried to cook it out of fear of ruining one of my top food memories.
Quote: Booo @ June 11 2012, 10:05 PM BSTThe only other smell that tops that in terms of attracting the opposite sex is badger's piss. Seriously.
*now knows why Booo was sacked from Springwatch*
Quote: Booo @ June 11 2012, 10:05 PM BSTThe only other smell that tops that in terms of attracting the opposite sex is badger's piss. Seriously.
You can buy it in 30ml bottles called Dirty Den. It might make you wank uncontrollably on webcams though.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 11 2012, 10:09 PM BSTYou can buy it in 30ml bottles called Dirty Den. It might make you wank uncontrollably on webcams though.
Did the judge buy that line of defence?
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 11 2012, 10:09 PM BSTYou can buy it in 30ml bottles called Dirty Den. It might make you wank uncontrollably on webcams though.
Really? I didn't know that.
Quote: sootyj @ June 11 2012, 10:11 PM BSTDid the judge buy that line of defence?
Did the judge buy that line of defence?
Maybe not the defence, but I hear he bought a couple of bottles.