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I'm currently trying to work out how to get 2 kids + baby + buggy across London at rush hour in the 90 minute window between the return from school and the departure of their train. In the rain as well! Yikes.

;) Helicopter? why not taxi?

Quote: Booo @ June 8 2012, 12:44 AM BST

I have tattoos, remember?

Laughing out loud <3

I need to get out of bed and have breakfast, but there's no breakfast in the house. Just pasta. Lots and lots of pasta.

It'll bloat you. Steer clear.

I ate a big bowl of pasta.

Almost half eleven and I have yet to shower. Feel dirty. Sexy dirty.

I'm literally just about to get in the shower.

Quote: Ben @ June 8 2012, 11:21 AM BST

I'm literally just about to get in the shower.

I'll be there in a minute then.

Now everyone is making want to eat breakfast food and go in the shower. If I do it at the same time my coco pops will get all soggy.

AND SO WILL MY CEREAL. Have a nice day.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 8 2012, 12:25 PM BST

my coco pops will get all soggy.

AND SO WILL MY CEREAL.

Laughing out loud

I have the same problem with my crunchy nut flakes.

Just been eating some Hotel Chocolat chocolates in bed. Really need to get up and out.

I heard you were "all bran"

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 8 2012, 12:37 PM BST

Laughing out loud

I have the same problem with my crunchy nut flakes.

They need to invent an anti-sogging cereal. I really resent having to eat little balls of puffed rice strategically so I don't end up with bloody mush. There are clever bowls out there that help aparently, but I'm not nearly a big enough twat to buy one.

Aw shit, coco pops are so good.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 8 2012, 12:42 PM BST

They need to invent an anti-sogging cereal. I really resent having to eat little balls of puffed rice strategically so I don't end up with bloody mush.

I only really have respect for Rice Krapies as they always try and make a run for it. You have to admire that kind of spirit in a cereal.

However, thanks to the 'Tray Initiative' I introduced in 2002, try as they might, the little buggers are going nowhere.

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