Tee-hee.
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You're just jealous of my big meaty sausage.
mmmmmmmm I want Aaron's sausage.
Embarresed. Last night I took a lady friend out to dinner. Being the suave sophisticated man about town that I am I took her to the nicest restaurant in the area. Quite posh you know.
Anyhoo we've just come in, I've ordered the drinks and we head for the waiting area which is quite plush with lots of lamps on pedestals etc. It's quite crowded. I take off my jacket. I stretch my arm to take it out of the sleeve. I punch a lamp straight in the f**king shade, it wobbles it sways then it falls to the floor smashing into about 15 pieces.
Silence descends on the restaurant. I'm f**ked already and we haven't even ordered yet.
Nice meal though 
Did you have to pay for it? Did she laugh? Did you then proceed to smack HER in the face?
Quote: Aaron @ February 18 2009, 2:29 PM GMTDid you have to pay for it? Did she laugh? Did you then proceed to smack HER in the face?
Pay for it no. Laugh, she just sort of smiled until we got back to my house and then she wet herself (kinky or what?). As for smacking ladies in the face my parole officer says it's a bad thing so I've tried to cut down to about two a day.
Quote: roscoff @ February 18 2009, 2:36 PM GMTPay for it no. Laugh, she just sort of smiled until we got back to my house and then she wet herself (kinky or what?). As for smacking ladies in the face my parole officer says it's a bad thing so I've tried to cut down to about two a day.
A habit is to break
The nuns must use starch to clean them.
Ellie is going for a run... back in half an hour.
Roo has food poisoning from some bad prawns.
Ewwwwwww!
Looking at articles about Robin Cook (whose resignation speech over the Iraq war was the first ever to receive a standing ovation in the history of the House of Commons: see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Cook) because I was wondering if he was murdered?
http://shaphan.typepad.com/blog/2006/05/questions_about.html
I have a stiff neck and will use it as an excuse to make risque and suggestive comments to female members of staff today.
Quote: The Cool Mikado @ February 19 2009, 10:14 AM GMTLooking at articles about Robin Cook (whose resignation speech over the Iraq war was the first ever to receive a standing ovation in the history of the House of Commons: see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Cook) because I was wondering if he was murdered?
http://shaphan.typepad.com/blog/2006/05/questions_about.html
Oooo. Iiiinteresting.
Roo is feeling worse for wear but has remembered she hasn't unwraped her Ugly Betty DVDs so she will watch them with Molly. Molly is currently playing nursemaid by sitting at the foot of the bed and growling everytime someone comes near me.
I have a new guitar! 
Very loud, the neighbours will be pleased.