Quote: zooo @ May 29 2012, 9:20 AM BSTWassat?
Aw! What happened there?
Tired dog in rushing rapids. I think he would have made it out on his own, but why risk it?
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Quote: DaButt @ May 29 2012, 12:24 PM BSThttp://www.washers.org/
Ohh, ha. I was imagining you chucking about washing machines.
Tired dog in rushing rapids. I think he would have made it out on his own, but why risk it?
Aww, poor doggie.
Quote: Gavin @ May 29 2012, 10:33 AM BSTMorning all. Whos making tea?
I've just made some Irish Breakfast. If get a direct plane tonight I should be there by tomorrow night.
Do you own a microwave? Might need to reheat by the time I arrive.
Quote: DaButt @ May 29 2012, 12:24 PM BSThttp://www.washers.org/
That page is Forbidden
Quote: reds @ May 29 2012, 12:40 PM BSTI've just made some Irish Breakfast.
Isn't that dinner?
Quote: Marc P @ May 29 2012, 1:38 PM BSTIsn't that dinner?
Irish breakfast tea. I also have some chai if anyone fancies it.
I have applied to appear on BBC's Mastermind.
The application form is hard enough though.
You have to list 4 specialist subjects and your reading and bibliopgraphy on these subjects.
Also, your full education - your employment history for the last 10 years and the colour of your last shite.
I have had easier job applications.
I will keep you informed of any progress
Oooh, I never knew you had to start off with 4 possible subjects! Interesting.
What were your four?
Toilet humour?
Quote: dellas @ May 29 2012, 11:49 AM BST
Nice calm down! I'm not telling my shit.
I do wish I understood your posts. Are they in code?
Quote: DaButt @ May 29 2012, 5:42 AM BSTI've returned home from 4 days of fun shooting people.
Life is good.
Whatever turns you on.
AJGO has been mauled by mozzies. Every single time I so much as venture outside for the briefest of sojourns during summer. Why me?
I had one yesterday! It really stung too.
Quote: zooo @ May 30 2012, 12:56 AM BSTI had one yesterday! It really stung too.
I am well allergic. Not so much that I'll die or owt, but I'm not sure of the appropriate word that goes between 'well' and 'not very'. But they swell up like mofos and drive me fecking crazy. I got stung near the elbow by a bee once and had to have my arm in a sling
AJGO keeps accidentally writing 'Gid' instead of 'God' and wonders if it is the will of Gid/God and whether God is actually called Gid and the whole history of Gid/God involved a terrible typo that infuriates him still
Is it Jisis too?
Quote: AJGO @ May 30 2012, 1:05 AM BSTI am well allergic. Not so much that I'll die or owt, but I'm not sure of the appropriate word that goes between 'well' and 'not very'. But they swell up like mofos and drive me fecking crazy. I got stung near the elbow by a bee once and had to have my arm in a sling
Oww!
That bee wanted to hurt you so bad he gave his life to do it. I dread to think what you did to him...
Type and the truth shall be upon you my child
(The literary stuff, not the fanfiction)
Quote: zooo @ May 30 2012, 1:07 AM BSTOww!
That bee wanted to hurt you so bad he gave his life to do it. I dread to think what you did to him...
He was a bus-stop leerer in a previous life.