The heat seems to have killed Billwill's TV set. He now has sound but no picture.
Arrrrrgh. I bet the warranty has run out some time ago, can't remember when I bought it.
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Have just been bitten by some kind of insect. VERY OW.
Quote: zooo @ May 28 2012, 10:06 PM BSTHave just been bitten by some kind of insect.
Make sure it's a bite and not some mother insect injecting her eggs under your skin. Nothing's worse then waking up in the middle of the night, scratching your arm and hundreds of baby spiders flooding out of the bloody, pus filled wound.
*makes thribilldy thribilldy music like in the horror films when the insects attack*
Oh you bugger.
Far as I can see it's just an average mosquito bite. 
Quote: zooo @ May 28 2012, 10:46 PM BSTFar as I can see it's just an average mosquito bite.
Phew.
*powers down flame thrower*
Quote: zooo @ May 28 2012, 10:46 PM BSTOh you bugger.
Far as I can see it's just an average mosquito bite.
That's how it starts.
SHUTTUPPPPPPPPPPPP.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ May 25 2012, 11:14 PM BSTI'm booked for an Elvis Gig in August.
Haven't done it in a while so a bit nervous.
It's my next door neighbours 70th Birthday though, so should be a nice atmosphere.
What period Elvis? This year's model, Almost Blue, All this useless beauty?
Quote: Badge @ May 25 2012, 11:19 PM BSTShe's not there.
Even if she was I'm sure all these quotes are going over zooo's head.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 28 2012, 10:40 PM BSTMake sure it's a bite and not some mother insect injecting her eggs under your skin. Nothing's worse then waking up in the middle of the night, scratching your arm and hundreds of baby spiders flooding out of the bloody, pus filled wound.
*makes thribilldy thribilldy music like in the horror films when the insects attack*
I wish I hadn't just read that. 
Quote: Chappers @ May 28 2012, 11:03 PM BSTEven if she was I'm sure all these quotes are going over zooo's head.
I assumed they were references to one of your old fogey bands.
Quote: zooo @ May 28 2012, 11:18 PM BSTI assumed they were references to one of your old fogey bands.
Did you see what she said OR, Badge,Riley?
Quote: KLRiley @ May 26 2012, 9:03 AM BSTAnd sootyj missed this??????????????
It was a trap!
Quote: Chappers @ May 28 2012, 11:27 PM BSTDid you see what she said OR, Badge,Riley?
Kids today.
It's Thatcher's generation you know.
Tell her no.
Quote: Oldrocker @ May 28 2012, 11:37 PM BSTKids today.
It's Thatcher's generation you know.
She wasn't in a band! Silly.
One of my cats is lying next to the laptop and letting me play with her toes !
(OK I know I'm leaving myself open here but it's soo nice !)
