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Quote: keewik @ May 25 2012, 10:41 PM BST

Tomorrow we are to be besieged by the Apprentice Boys of Derry. The noise will be considerable.

Have they got a new record out yet?

I can probably record it tomorrow if my brain doesn't get blasted first.

I'm booked for an Elvis Gig in August.
Haven't done it in a while so a bit nervous.
It's my next door neighbours 70th Birthday though, so should be a nice atmosphere.

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 25 2012, 10:32 PM BST

Yeah, hold your head up Zooo.

She's not there.

Billwill has been screwing all day,
and the consequence is:

He is making good progress on assembling his new kitchen

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ May 25 2012, 11:14 PM BST

I'm booked for an Elvis Gig in August.
Haven't done it in a while so a bit nervous.
It's my next door neighbours 70th Birthday though, so should be a nice atmosphere.

Will you as an Elvis impersonator be hiding in a big cake?

You know hiding "in the gateaux"

So Fella whats the title of your follow up prog rock album?

Quote: bigfella @ May 24 2012, 10:47 PM BST

None of those things are real.

Apart from me in my pants.

And the sorceror chants and rants

And the world is eaten by the emperor ant

And none of these things are real

No not one is real

Not even the magical eal

No none of these things are real

Apart from me in my pants.

I was waving a lighter by the final verse.

Quote: Badge @ May 25 2012, 11:19 PM BST

She's not there.

How would I know, why should I care?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ May 25 2012, 11:14 PM BST

I'm booked for an Elvis Gig in August.

I did an Elvis gig once. Performed for a guy who had throat cancer. Opened with 'A Little Less Conversation'.

Waiting for hospital report, this could be me soon; ^^^vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv-
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Ben is awake and considering what to pack into his day before his opticians appointment. Food will, no doubt, feature heavily.

;) Carrots?...

Quote: dellas @ May 26 2012, 4:03 AM BST

Waiting for hospital report, this could be me soon; ^^^vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv-
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Hope it's all ok dellas.

Indeed hope it works out well

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 26 2012, 1:12 AM BST

How would I know, why should I care?

It's too late to say you're sorry.

Quote: billwill @ May 25 2012, 11:34 PM BST

Billwill has been screwing all day,
and the consequence is:

And sootyj missed this??????????????

:) I am being dramatic guys, fed up of chasing hos=bloody-tal report!

Feel good, hot sunny, heart is happy, sorry for going on xx

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