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Saw the Olympic torch earlier, exciting.

Quote: chipolata @ May 22 2012, 8:45 PM BST

I look forward to you inviting me round, bigfella.

Really? You live there as well?

Quote: bigfella @ May 22 2012, 9:07 PM BST

Really? You live there as well?

No, but some of my family does (if we're talking about the same place). Although now I come to think of it I've met my quota of BCGer's for the year, so the offer's off the table.

Which side of the river do they live?

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 22 2012, 8:48 PM BST

Saw the Olympic torch earlier, exciting.

Have you calmed down yet?

Just.

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 22 2012, 8:48 PM BST

Saw the Olympic torch earlier, exciting.

As they're now worth £100 grand on eBay, anybody want to help me put together a gang for a little snatch and grab?

We'll get hold of some fake torch bearer clobber, nobble the officials, bribe the cops and plan our Olympic escape route.

'Nil, where are the torches?'

'I melted them down boss'

'You idiot!'

;)

:)

Quote: bigfella @ May 22 2012, 8:38 PM BST

The land of beer and marmite.

Burton, isn't it?
Used to have to present work to Bass up there.

Just mowed the lawn in balmy 91-degree weather and came inside only to learn that a friend/neighbor's father died of ALS today. I really hate that damned disease.
Angry

That's motor neurone disease in the UK to save other people Googling.

Sad DB.

AJGO was only in the sunshine for about an hour today but has gone so freckley she resembles a giraffe.
Just for a change from being a stripey silver tiger or an owl in a hat.

She surmised that giraffes eat a lot of Belgian chocolates and now feels a bit sick.

I went outside for 10 whole minutes. Then there was an insect, so I went back indoors.

P.S. What the heck is that thing called in a plane that the pilot pulls back and forward to make the plane go about its business?

Yoke?

He's not yoking.

He's right.

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